A game played involving one female and a minimum of two males (more male participants are encouraged for handicapping purposes)and a large turkey baster. Each male is required to ejaculate into a community bowl. Upon the successful containment of the participants' semen, one preselected male uses the turkey baster to suck up a generous portion of the combined semen. The turkey baster operator then inserts the 'business end' of the turkey baster into the female's vagina and pumps out the collected jizz. Nine months later, if a baby is born, a paternity test will reveal the father. If any of the participants are proven to be the father of the child, they lose.
Why does my wife keep so many turkey basters in the house? She doesn't even cook. She keeps telling me the basters are for turkey baster roulette.
by jb3ar November 29, 2007
Get the turkey baster roulette mug.A man with hair covering the following areas of his body. Face, neck, chest, shoulders, back, arms, legs, ass, backs of fingers, tops of toes. A neanderthal
throwback, a missing link. A person who
will scare children if shirtless.
throwback, a missing link. A person who
will scare children if shirtless.
My brother-in-law is such a hairy bastard that he looks like he has on black coveralls when he's naked.
by VAPORTRAIL January 21, 2004
Get the hairy bastard mug.Related Words
Johnny rubbed his hand against my minge, but he wouldn't finger me, therefore he is a Minge Teasing Bastard
by The Evil Biscuit of D00m June 11, 2006
Get the A Minge Teasing Bastard mug.is a filthy no good for nothing asshole who leaches off everyone he can and probably still lives with his parents.
by RWC January 14, 2004
Get the dirty bastard mug.by Patrick from Atown November 24, 2006
Get the like a bastard mug.by Jesiah February 15, 2004
Get the litigious bastards mug.by olum December 1, 2009
Get the fat bastard mug.