Babysitting (noun): The often humorous misnomer used by parents when they're actually just doing their regular parenting duties. Commonly applied when one parent takes sole charge of their child while the other is out, reinforcing the age-old joke that parenting can sometimes feel like a part-time gig.
Friend: What are you doing this weekend?
Parent: Oh, you know, babysitting. My wife is going out, so it’s just me and the baby gearing up for a wild night of cartoons and cheerios.
Parent: Oh, you know, babysitting. My wife is going out, so it’s just me and the baby gearing up for a wild night of cartoons and cheerios.
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Okay, okay --- if you insist, it means a "hot young juicy/curvy thing" who supposedly just goes to people's homes to watch kids in their parents' absence, but who in reality partakes of da assorted "sinful delights" of finding out what da household's wife/girlfriend gets to experience --- i.e., "making babies" by "sitting" on da lap of da daddy of da house --- i.e., riding him reverse-cowgirl-style --- whenever he sneaks back home to gleefully sample said "forbidden fresh fruit" while his significant other is otherwise occupied for a sufficient period of time.
Okay, okay --- if you insist, it means a "hot young juicy/curvy thing" who supposedly just goes to people's homes to watch kids in their parents' absence, but who in reality partakes of da assorted "sinful delights" of finding out what da household's wife/girlfriend gets to experience --- i.e., "making babies" by "sitting" on da lap of da daddy of da house --- i.e., riding him reverse-cowgirl-style --- whenever he sneaks back home to gleefully sample said "forbidden fresh fruit" while his significant other is otherwise occupied for a sufficient period of time.
Hiring a babysinner may indeed be great for "getting some on da side" --- i.e., being permitted access to a second delectable vagina besides da one dat you'd previously dallied wif and consequently knocked up your children's mama --- but you might then hafta shell out even more funds for a "second-generation babysitter" --- i.e., someone to watch da offspring of da "original" paying-her-way-through-college hottie --- if you end up getting HER pregnant, as well.
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