Tangible Autism

Autism that can be measured and scaled in a tangible form

Ed: I just finished my 100 page thesis on why tim duncan is the goat over mj and bron
Nicole: That's 100 pages of tangible autism.

by Mokey Mouse April 15, 2021

Acing Autism

stimming from the group of people who originally used this term to spread awareness of the people who have autism being quite obnoxious and toxic this refers to a human who is "acing" the embodiment of a low functioning autistic individual who cannot function in society or is acting like a person with down-syndrome.

look at the kid over there he clearly is acing autism isn't he?

by she' the forsaken April 17, 2021

Impulsive Autism

when someone is autistic and very impulsive.

bro stop smashing the table, you have impulsive autism.

by Enjay and Titus April 24, 2023

calder autism

calder autism is adhd mixed with high-functioning autism

Example 2:

Absolutley no one........... him: .......hey guess the song (beats song with his hands banging, not drumming song at all)
us: classic calder autism

Example 1:

him: aher hehaeh fuck shit
us: that guy has calder autism

Example 2:

Absolutley no one........... him: .......hey guess the song (beats song with his hands banging, not drumming song at all)
us: classic calder autism

by Ya Nan is Hot August 6, 2023

Fake Autism

fumbfucks who say they are autistic, despite not being autistic
usually gen Zs on TikTok, usually female, and doing it for attention.

they are only hurting people who are actually on the spectrum, such as myself.
these people need to be put down before they spread.

oh god.. another one of those tiktokers with fake autism.
who?
that one that acts retarded and illiterate, as they are too ignorant and attention seeking to actually understand what it is. either that or they are retarded, and they call it autism.

by CeebTheSleepless November 17, 2023

Appalachian Autism

Term used to describe the inbred and redneck mannerisms of born-and-raised suburban guys from upstate New York that take PD and FD jobs in NYC. Their lack of street savvy and naivety to urban culture gives them the appearance of having autism in such jobs.

This boss is so scared, nervous, sneaky and stressed-out? Does have the Appalachian Autism?

by NVRLnD March 1, 2024

uber-autism

A person can, not be autistic but still have Uber-Autism. Uber-Autism is when a person is very smart or skilled but does extremely stupid pr dangerous shit.
eg
@spotto, @brandon herrera, @ i did a thing , @michel reves

person 1- I dont know why but I cant stop doing dumb shit even though im very smart
person 2- you definitly have Uber-Autism

by @TheShadowKnight May 13, 2024