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White Middle Aged Australians

The arrognat arseholes who whinge about ANYTHING and EVERYTHING they can find. They are rude to people who least deserve it and not the ones who do. They think they can do whatever they like and piss off younger generations around them by being complete know-it-all douche bags and telling them what to do.
Pack of some old fuck 50 something White Middle Aged Australians: "It's too cold", "It's too hot," "The sun is too bright", "it's too dark," "this meal is shit," "do this", "do that."

Me: "Blow my pussy"

Something always has to be wrong
by Trittrott November 7, 2010
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australian kiss

all of the definitions weren't quite accurate. i learned how to give one by an aussie lass in sydney! what it actually is a french kiss in the "outback" down under!
if it's cute,it is pprobablysweeter than ssaccharinat a drug store sale. JAH know my star's is.my girl requires at least one australian kiss a day. i need to give her at least two!
by magadog November 22, 2009
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Australian Burn

When a girl gets close enough to a guys penis, she takes this opportunity for a little practical joke. Its similar to a chinese burn on someones arm, however alot more south. usually done when the penis is fully erect and then australian burn that bad boy!
I gave that jack-ass a really bad Australian burn last night LOL his face was priceless!
by habanana April 27, 2009
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Indigenous Australian

The first peoples to live in Australia, they can be all forms of skin tones especially since Britain Colonised Australia, though those with entire Indigenous Australian heritage and not mixed are typically dark brown. They have hundreds of different cultures and languages, and the Dreaming, a belief system. They represent around 3+% of the Australian population and were hard done by and still are by the Australian Government.
by DcD2510 November 22, 2017
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Australian Snot Rocket

the act of clearing one nostril by blowing out through it with great force while pinching the other nostril shut. this results in a massive evacualtion of anything that happens to be in the nostril.
specifically, the AUSTRALIAN snot rocket is performed after one has recieved an Australian Booger Blaster, and the resulting "rocket" is composed of both mucas and semen.
man 1: "last night i gave my wife an Australian Booger Blaster!"

man 2: "nice dude!"

man 1: "yeah, you'd think that, but then she blew an Australian Snot Rocket all over my chest."

man 2: "ew dude, you shoulda got the hell outta the way!"

man 1: "it's cool, i got the dog to lick it off."

man 2: "wow, there is something really wrong with you man."
by magellon February 16, 2009
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Australian rules football

A 'game' which does not even resemble football, more like rugby with a shitload of violence included.

Generally referred to in the UK as 'Attack, Foul, Lynch'
He got marmelised playing Australian rules football. A quick game of Attack, Foul, Lynch left him in hospital for 2 weeks.
by eddief32 April 27, 2010
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Australian Handshake

When a boy or girl is receiving a hand job or being fingered. This can include the Australian Kiss.
"Man, she gave me the best Australian Handshake!"

"The sex wasn't great, but he sure can give an amazing Australian Handshake"
by Cupid14♡ February 24, 2015
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