Night Auditor

An evil genius who chose to give up responsibilities such as home ownership and family for unlimited internet access, all you can eat coffee, cerial, waffles, and muffins, and a job that pays you even if you sleep on the job.

"This week he ate 200 syrup covered sausages, watched every season of game of thrones, and beat the internet"
"yeah man, that dudes a Night Auditor."

by Baalbamoth April 29, 2015

Audio and Video

A code word for Anal and Vaginal sex.

"My girl is into the Audio AND Video!"

"She's such a ho. I hear she is a total A/V girl!"

"Last night was all about the Audio and Video"

by canturburySEA June 16, 2010

auditioning the finger puppets

To play with yourself, to jackoff, to peel chilis, to beat your meat, to wrestle with cyclops, to flog the dolphin, or to choke the chicken.

I always think of Jordan Capri when I am auditioning the finger puppets.

by niktheneytminder January 15, 2005

Audrey

Audrey is chill, she’s kind of reserved I guess you could say. she’s really outgoing when she tries, but she’s always genuine. She does random things for her boyfriend like buying him his favorite snack or bringing him candy or something special he likes.

Audrey

by BorkborkBork 🐶 April 5, 2019

Auditor

The piece of shit in Madness Comabt

Man that auditor is a real asshole

by Meleemaster123 April 25, 2019

Audra

A woman who is very sexy, a little mysterious and known for being very loud and hot in bed.

Person 1: "Man, did you hear that Audra moaning in bed with me last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah, that was wicked hot."

by aaa:) September 9, 2015

ysf audio

this is the man that you listen to after you've had a long day of dealing with peoples bs. now your standards are very unrealistic because you want to fall in love with your roommate, best friend or your obsessed yandere boyfriend. his audios never miss. he also likes eggs.

listener: "omg ysf audio just posted an audio about truth or dare with your best friend!!"

by ysfsbiggestfanpage March 1, 2023