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To pull an Assange

To slip off a condom on purpose.... after express orders have been given to use one (especially when done sneakily and behind a girls back!)

Background: Julian Assange, Wikileaks founder has been accused of taking off his condom after having been asked to use one and has actually been imprisoned and is likely to be extradited to Sweden for this nasty move.
The bastard pulled an Assange on me last night! Now I'll have to get the morning after pill....

He tried to pull an Assange on me! I slapped him in the face....
by ThorValkyre December 29, 2010
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asscandle

Ignition of the inner anus caused by methane gas, and a struck match.
My house is decorated with asscandles.
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 12, 2003
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assmuncher

by Anonymous November 4, 2003
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assbandit

Most cry baby, whiney ass, gay liberals and democrats.
That filthy, patchouli smelling shithole sure is full of assbandits.
by Stein January 8, 2004
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Assmaid

The guy in the bathroom of those really fancy hotels/clubs/restaurants who hands you a towel, turns the tap on for you and would even wipe your ass if you asked.
"What took you so long in there Gary?", "Oh yeah.. sorry it was the Assmaid. He took a long time wiping my ass"
by Johnner July 31, 2007
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grown ass man

he got his own house
he got his own car
he works
he is skilled
he don't need nobody's help
he got it all done all without anyone else
he doesn't need money from any woman
he has open lines of credit in good standing
none of his credit cards are maxed out, not even one
he has an 800 and above credit score
he got bank accounts
he got money
he has profitable investments
there is food in his house
he already got a wife
he is educated
he has everything figured out in the event of a disaster, we can all count on him
he can make a wine cellar if he wants his own wine cellar
he doesn't need any permission from anybody, he gets what he wants
IF YOU AIN'T KNOW LAY YO BABY ASS BACK DOWN CUZ YOU TIRED
"My grown ass man gave me my own vineyard."
by Vita Smart August 14, 2022
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assange

(v) To assange means to rape. Related: assanged, assangist, assange them bitches.
Don't walk down that dark lane - you might get assanged.
by the condom wikileaked December 24, 2010
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