arthur mellows

a school full of chavy road men who smoke weed all the time and girls who get pregnant at house parties and look 18 when they are actually 13.

oh yeah, that arthur mellows school, they are full of chavs

by big mysterious lad December 7, 2019

King Arthur

King Arthuring someone is to stab someone in the face with a penis useing the penis as excalaber.Usally a prank or insult

Timmy: Alex is a HO-MO Alex:Hey Timmy I wouldnt go to sleep tonight because im gunna KING ARTHUR you so good!Timmy:Dude not cool!

by Jlynnb*tch July 24, 2009

Arthur

One with SMS (Short Man Syndrome), when mixed with alcohol an Arthur has the tendancy to become violent. Arthurs tend to act tougher than they are to appear to an audience as ferocious. Arthur's are typically lazy but loud mouthed. They talk with their hands a lot and say stupid things.

Guy 1: Did you see James at the party last night, he was acting like an ass because he was drunk but he was saying some pretty stupid things.

Guy 2: Oh so it sounds like he was being a total Arthur then.

Guy 1: Yeah pretty much.

by HaroldtripleSEKS February 12, 2008

Arthur

Slang for arthritis, especially the rheumatoid kind that gnarls your joints all up.

Lamont: Did you move that furniture like I asked you?

Fred Sanford: No son, I couldn't do it because of "Arthur" (then holds up a "cramped" hand), you know, my arthritis!

by mt3vsl June 20, 2009

bea arthurs

Noun (Bee-Arth-uhrs): 1) Slang terminology for the act of smoking marijuana out of a bong or water pipe 2) Bong Rips 3) the actress the played maude on Golden Girls (television series)

Randy was super stoned because he took one too many bea arthurs.
Say Jon, how about we throw down on a dub on hit up some bea arthurs?

by CatYoureSeekin January 13, 2008

arthur goodland

Ever wondered what the letters in FAG stand for?

F is for Facist
A is for Arthur
G is for Goodland

...called me a fag. Oh wait, I am a fag! ~arthur goodland

by arthur's raped mom December 16, 2004

Arthur

Arthur is a cunt, poopoo man and a big shitty fuck
he's the type of person to call you and say you're late for school

because what do you get when you cross frankenstein and a little baby bitch boy

i'll tell you what you get A CRAAAAAAAAAAAZYYY HAMBURGER

Arthur what the fuck are you doing with that gun
swahdy like a meldiody in mea head - Arthur

by imnøtk September 29, 2020