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Anus rubbing

a type on foreplay that leads to anal sex where you rubb someone's anus with your finger.
Praticed by queers and stright guys if they want some backdoor form a woman.
by Deep blue 2012 December 28, 2009
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anus sex

The process of the penis using the other persons anus for sensation between to people (non-viginal sex).

Can be tricky and hurts at first. Commonly used between two boys that love each other. Sometimes girls and boys do this together (weird).
Person 1:
i'm bored
Person 2:
wana have anus sex tonight mate ?
Person 3:
yeh ok, sound like fun.
by -Snoopy- May 5, 2006
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anus slip

n. The result of a wardrobe malfunction involving the tiny, weird short-cut shorts designed to display underbutt that 60% of the female population of Los Angeles wear on Sundays. Usually associated with brunch.
Remember Janet Jackson's nip slip during the superbowl?

Yeah, but check it out, dude: the nip slip is dead. Did you catch Miley Cyrus' anus slip on instagram?
by PaceEdwardJamesOlmos September 29, 2013
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anus hairs

When you eating the booty like groceries and they be some weird shit sticking out of dat booty hole, most likely anus hairs
1:Damn dad bich had some mad ANUS HAIRS

2:EWWWWW
by Taco taco burrito burrito November 4, 2015
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Anus Oatmeal

An appetizing masterpiece, simply too divine and ambrosial for this horrible world.
It usually involves someone stuffing used cat litter, camembert, raw ostrich eggs, and about a mayonnaise jar of fermented sperm up their rectum, covering their bumhole with some ripened underpants blessed with a cheesy odour and eventually allowing this heavenly liquid to seep through the very fabric of these beloved undergarments.
This thick broth is usually revered to as Anus Oatmeal, due to its colour and texture.
1) I yearn for some Anus Oatmeal.

2) I sure would like to taste some Anus Oatmeal out of that arse!

3) Nothing is as savoury as your slimy little bum lumps, honey!
by Lord Bubba May 3, 2017
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Hanus Anus

when you have anal leakage, you got the hanus anus. re consider your medical regiment
look at that dude, he totally blarted you can tell he's got the hanus anus. Otherwise known as AL (anal leakage)
by ShitShawnSays September 21, 2016
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Jam Anus

On a doughnut or donut, the jam anus is the insertion point of Jam into a filled doughnut.

This is conducted using a baster or piping bag, thus a puncture mark is left on the doughnut when the implement is retracted.

The term was used by Sarah Millican in the Off Menu Podcast with Ed Gamble and James Acaster.
Episode 87: Sarah Millican (Christmas Special) whilst discussing Greggs doughnuts (29:11)
Christy: I love when I get a donut with a pronounced jam anus

Angela: You F**king Wot?

Christy: you can see where the Jam went in so you don’t get it on yourself

Angela: bitch you crazy
by Le Beignet January 17, 2021
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