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Anus rubbing

a type on foreplay that leads to anal sex where you rubb someone's anus with your finger.
Praticed by queers and stright guys if they want some backdoor form a woman.
by Deep blue 2012 December 28, 2009
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anus sex

The process of the penis using the other persons anus for sensation between to people (non-viginal sex).

Can be tricky and hurts at first. Commonly used between two boys that love each other. Sometimes girls and boys do this together (weird).
Person 1:
i'm bored
Person 2:
wana have anus sex tonight mate ?
Person 3:
yeh ok, sound like fun.
by -Snoopy- May 5, 2006
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Anus Horribilis

When you have a wicked case of the shits that lasts an entire calendar year.
After her Annus Horribilis — or "terrible year" (1992), which saw Windsor Castle burn and her childrens' lives marred by divorce — Queen Elizabeth II developed a case of Anus Horribilis. It was so bad Prince Phillip had to sleep in his own room. Not even the royal corgis could stand the stink and the constant trips to the loo.
by MrVulgarity November 25, 2022
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tiny anus

Tiny anus is smoll buttholl LOL
(Tiny anus - tiny anus is smoll butholl LOL)
Waifu: My third anis requirrs grooming
Me: yes my lord, ur smoll butholl will be cleened from filth
by ColestKidInSchol June 5, 2018
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anus burglar

A man or woman who repeatedly makes a forced entry into others' anal regions.
Jim: Hey, John, want me to check your prostate?
John: NO THANKS, you anus burglar!

Susie: My boss is such an anus burglar.
Dianne: I know - what a creep!
by fuckity fuck fuck the 3rd November 12, 2013
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anus with a g

Is a nickname for Angus, he’ll probs hate it but..that’s ok we love him
If you can’t remember my name it’s anus with a g in the middle
by Purplemonstertruck January 14, 2018
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Anus Oatmeal

An appetizing masterpiece, simply too divine and ambrosial for this horrible world.
It usually involves someone stuffing used cat litter, camembert, raw ostrich eggs, and about a mayonnaise jar of fermented sperm up their rectum, covering their bumhole with some ripened underpants blessed with a cheesy odour and eventually allowing this heavenly liquid to seep through the very fabric of these beloved undergarments.
This thick broth is usually revered to as Anus Oatmeal, due to its colour and texture.
1) I yearn for some Anus Oatmeal.

2) I sure would like to taste some Anus Oatmeal out of that arse!

3) Nothing is as savoury as your slimy little bum lumps, honey!
by Lord Bubba May 3, 2017
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