Carpel Anus

a condition characterized by pain in the rectuem typically caused by over use of the anal region

John just got out of federal prison...he's got a real bad case of carpel anus.

by Nicholas Nowak August 9, 2007

Anus rubbing

a type on foreplay that leads to anal sex where you rubb someone's anus with your finger.
Praticed by queers and stright guys if they want some backdoor form a woman.

Kathy likes anus rubbing.

by Deep blue 2012 December 28, 2009

anus sex

The process of the penis using the other persons anus for sensation between to people (non-viginal sex).

Can be tricky and hurts at first. Commonly used between two boys that love each other. Sometimes girls and boys do this together (weird).

Person 1:
i'm bored
Person 2:
wana have anus sex tonight mate ?
Person 3:
yeh ok, sound like fun.

by -Snoopy- May 5, 2006

Disco Anus

Disco anus is when someone has severe diarrhea

"Dude, I think I have disco anus, from that food we ate earlier."

by Disco Anus April 30, 2014

anus burglar

A man or woman who repeatedly makes a forced entry into others' anal regions.

Jim: Hey, John, want me to check your prostate?
John: NO THANKS, you anus burglar!

Susie: My boss is such an anus burglar.
Dianne: I know - what a creep!

by fuckity fuck fuck the 3rd November 12, 2013

anus slip

n. The result of a wardrobe malfunction involving the tiny, weird short-cut shorts designed to display underbutt that 60% of the female population of Los Angeles wear on Sundays. Usually associated with brunch.

Remember Janet Jackson's nip slip during the superbowl?

Yeah, but check it out, dude: the nip slip is dead. Did you catch Miley Cyrus' anus slip on instagram?

by PaceEdwardJamesOlmos September 29, 2013

Jam Anus

On a doughnut or donut, the jam anus is the insertion point of Jam into a filled doughnut.

This is conducted using a baster or piping bag, thus a puncture mark is left on the doughnut when the implement is retracted.

The term was used by Sarah Millican in the Off Menu Podcast with Ed Gamble and James Acaster.
Episode 87: Sarah Millican (Christmas Special) whilst discussing Greggs doughnuts (29:11)

Christy: I love when I get a donut with a pronounced jam anus

Angela: You F**king Wot?

Christy: you can see where the Jam went in so you don’t get it on yourself

Angela: bitch you crazy

by Le Beignet January 17, 2021