Alyssa is an ugly ass hoe, who steals my bestfriends man. She has a big nose and is rude to people in her high school classes, she will most likely die alone because she loses feelings for her "men" in a week. And no one likes her, and everyone thinks shes a disgusting hoe ass bitch who sucks dick for a living. She also likes anal.
by Filthy_Hoe69 September 24, 2019
Get the Alyssamug. by poophead4213 January 25, 2020
Get the Alyssamug. Alyssa is a sexy small girl who is shy at first but will make your life the best.
she can get any guy and all the guys fall head over heels for her but she knows what she wants
she has good pussy and even tho she’s small she can eat a whole pizza
she can get any guy and all the guys fall head over heels for her but she knows what she wants
she has good pussy and even tho she’s small she can eat a whole pizza
by Gangslayer818 September 23, 2018
Get the Alyssamug. Who down to fight Alyssa
by Ifuckedyomom69420 November 3, 2019
Get the Alyssamug. Alyssa is a very big crackhead that diagnoses herself with every mental illness and disease but doesnt have actually any she only is just crazy. She is a great friend though just a few weird things about her. Sometimes you can catch her when she’s crying about something so stupid.
“Her name is Alyssa, that’s just great” “hey guys I’m Alyssa, I’m depressed and have bad anxiety :/“
by anonymous mystery666 May 30, 2020
Get the Alyssamug. So beautiful and her eyes are perfect! Obsessed with popularity yet acts if she does not. Dresses casual cause she doesn’t care. Some people wanna be her but if they knew her they wouldn’t feel this way. Always making other people laugh. She gives you mixed emotions.
by Ohern March 15, 2018
Get the Alyssamug.