dirty alesha

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a dirty alesha is a fowl note passing peasant with a famously stinky vagina.

by ALESHA HAS NO BALLS April 19, 2020

Alessandra

A crazy girl, but she'll always be by your side because she's an awesome friend. She's tons of fun, and you can trust her with anything. You'll have many good memories with an Alessandra. She may be a bit psycho, but she's the best friend you could ask for.

"Alessandra? Yeah she's really funny."

by nylhsa addams March 5, 2020

Alessio

A handsome, chubby, toned Italian with dark features and thick black lushious hair. Has a very good dress sense, and is loved by all TYPES of women, no matter what size age or race they are. Almost certainly has a tiny penis! Can be one of the funniest people you could ever meet in your lifetime, and one of the best types of friends to have. Zoe, if you ever cross paths with an Alessio, go for him no questions asked, you wont be dissapointed!

Zoe: Woah look at that hot Italian guy, I BET his names Alessio!

by happytweets October 10, 2016

Alessio

Alessio in Italian means ‘penis’ (A large one) And a term used by jerk off-ers

Alessio, Alessio!!

by Anon1122321 August 12, 2018

Alesi

Alesi is an oaf who was brought up by hobbits because he is a hobbit how has hobbit feet. The laugh can be heard from a mile away and he has a cute birthmark on his arse.

Man that idiot alesi looks like he shat himself

by Not alesi December 17, 2019

Alesha

A skink that lives in a closet

Alesha

by JoeTimSqueeze October 2, 2018

alessandra ambrosio

an extremely hot supermodel from Brazil who was discovered with her best friend Ana Beatriz Ross by elite model management and since then she has done work for Guess?, Victoria's Secret, and Armani Exchange. She is a chocoholic as seen in some of her interveiws and only works out 2 days a month mainly on her ass she says but still manages to be extremely sexy.

Alessandra Ambrosio is extremely sexy

by Killercane-killer-who-who GET SOME December 11, 2008