Skip to main content

abnesia

1. The serious medical condition of forgetting to go work out. Or not working out due to laziness and consequently packing on some pounds.
Chantelle: "Man, what happened to Mike? He used to be so fit and now he looks like a whale!"
Dan: "Yeah, he really caught a bad case of abnesia."
by Danderson777 June 13, 2013
mugGet the abnesia mug.

Age Amnesia

A disorder that usually hits when a person gets in their 40s, sometimes it can his as early as their 30s.

People with age amnesia forget that they've have ever been kids, teenagers, or 20somethings and start to criticize the current young population as if they themselves were never a child, teen, or 20something.

People suffering from age amnesia suffer from forgetting they themselves were once teens with raging hormones or noisy little bastards. This comes with a steep misunderstanding of the young, as sufferers of age amnesia have never been a child.
Middle Age Man - "Kids these days all they do is watch TV, smoke weed, and eat bad foods"

20something - "You were a hippie back then, didn't you do the same?"

Middle Age Man - "IT WAS DIFFERENT BACK THEN!"

20something - "Whatever man, you got that Age Amnesia"
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI November 6, 2010
mugGet the Age Amnesia mug.

agnostic

One who chooses doubt or uncertainty as a philosophy of life.
He is an agnostic. He'll never be sure about religion or irreligion.
by one who wants to find morals November 3, 2012
mugGet the agnostic mug.

Agne

1.A hot chick
2.A weird but loving freaky creature
3.A name that is short for 'Agnes' or just a random word.
1st guy:'check her out dude, that is sooo an Agne!'
2nd guy:'i'm going to do her dude'
1st guy:'duuuuude'
by deanybeany May 1, 2009
mugGet the Agne mug.

Film School Amnesia (FSA)

Getting drunk at film festival party, and forgetting that you dedicated a weepy speech to the executive producer.
"Oh My God, Benji Lim! You don't remember taking the mic at the 15malaysia party and giving a weepy speech to the producers and shouting freedom at the end like Mel Gibson in Braveheart?? You've got Film School Amnesia (FSA)!"
by Jailbait111 October 21, 2009
mugGet the Film School Amnesia (FSA) mug.

Carmine Gotti Agnello

by Mom April 3, 2005
mugGet the Carmine Gotti Agnello mug.

agnostic

Someone who's intelligent enough to admit perhaps they cannot hold a certain claim about anything that does not have physically sound evidence. They are not unsure of their beliefs, but rather are abstract thinkers.

The existence of a higher being can neither be proven nor disproved. Perhaps life itself does not exist but is rather a figment of another being's imagination? Does anything even mean anything at all? If you can't figure it out, it's not important enough to care about.

Now go do whatever the heck you want instead of being confined or conformed to beliefs that were made by whoever however long ago and then mass produced and tailored to the media.

If religion never existed, would we even know the difference? Think for yourselves. That's what famous philosophers are, just people who thought for themselves.
Lady: And what religion are you dear?
Me: I'm sixteen and a agnostic atheist. I believe in my own philosophy on life, created as i experience it.
Lady: Oh... that's delightful...(confused look)
by Miss7Halfway January 13, 2010
mugGet the agnostic mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email