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Aggressive Begging

How women tell men they dont want to work and be taken care of in the 21st Century.
Women who say "If he doesnt make 4x what I am making we cant be together." is a form of aggressive begging.
by lynkxs December 10, 2024
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aggressively making out

The act of making out with someone in an aggressive manner ( using more tongue, making out faster, or touching each other more).
We are aggressively making out on our way home from school.
by JJ's boyfriend December 15, 2024
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Corporate Passive Aggressive

A dialect of Corporate Jargon intended to convey rude messages in a “professional” manner.
Examples of Corporate Passive Aggressive:

As per my previous email: Did you not read what I sent you?

Walk me through your thought process on this one: What were you thinking, you fool?

I’ve received feedback from your coworkers: Nobody likes you

This was identified early on as a possible outcome: I told you so

For future reference: How do you not already know this?

I’ve CC’d in your manager: You wanna say that shit in front of Steve?

We’ve decided to separate your employment: you’re fired
by Shepherd Guy December 19, 2025
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Adorable Aggression

1. An overwhelming urge to completely destroy or mangle something that is so cute, that it’s pathetic. This feeling is usually triggered by baby animals or objects that tend to be “Smoll”.

The thoughts going through your head may scare you as you pick up an absolutely adorable “smoll” puppy and have the urge to squeeze it until it splatters in your hands or at least hard enough for its eyeballs to pop out.

Another common reaction for those with Adorable Aggression might not want to kill the puppy, instead suddenly feel the need to throw up on it without warning.
“OMG bro! Did you see Linda’s Miniature Lahsa Apso Labradoodle Puppies?! I was holding one It was so goddamn cute that my Adorable Aggression kicked in!… I had to put it down before I puked on it and punted it across the yard!”
by Douchey Belushi January 19, 2025
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Cassive aggressive

An overly hostile form of passive aggression bordering on verbal insults and physical violence.
If you were any more Cassive aggressive you’d be throwing punches
by Chura77 January 19, 2025
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Hollow Passive-Aggressive

A special breed of passive-aggressive behavior that feels nice on the surface but is completely fake, emotionally empty, and served with a side of sarcasm. It’s the art of acting supportive, polite, or complimentary — but you know deep down they don’t mean a single word of it.

Think: Smiling shade. Pretty words, petty intentions. The emotional equivalent of a cardboard hug.

Examples:
“Oh wow, you wore that? So brave of you.”

“Thank you for your opinion. It's definitely... something.”

Of course I’ll help. I love picking up other people’s slack!”
Examples:
“Oh wow, you wore that? So brave of you.”

“Thank you for your opinion. It's definitely... something.”

“Of course I’ll help. I love picking up other people’s slack!”
Examples:
“Oh wow, you wore that? So brave of you.”

“Thank you for your opinion. It's definitely... something.”

“Of course I’ll help. I love picking up other people’s slack!”
“Her compliment about my promotion was so hollow passive-aggressive, I almost thanked her before realizing it was pure shade.”
by Chaser1923 March 25, 2025
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Person 1:If your looking at this mug give me aggressive head
Person: Aw Shucks *gives aggressive head
by Giovanni's Boyfriend March 25, 2025
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