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if a gay guy asks you to go to his birthday party you should go because theres always like 9283920391039120491 girls there and no straight guys so you can get some mad pussy action
by krevin July 24, 2007
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Acton California

A small hick town placed between Palmdale and SCV. It is inhabited by wannabe rednecks, cowgirls, bros, and bro hoes and almost everyone that lives here will stay here until they die. Only to then be buried in the local cemetery. There is absolutely nothing to do except ride horses or dirt bikes and attend pathetic parties where you will be able to see 13 year olds puking everywhere. The high school is one big trailer park (hence the name “trailer trash high”) with an illegal dome placed in the middle of the school that nobody can use. They can’t keep a principle for over a year and if they’re lucky, teachers tend to stay for an entire semester. The people who live here have to know every little detail about everyone else so they have something to gossip about in their daily pathetic lives. However, there are those select few that manage to escape by passing Vasquez rocks and realizing that Acton is a complete shithole. Then there are those who just can’t handle this town and commit suicide (which is a common reoccurrence here). If you want to survive, you must act as if you genuinely give a shit about the insignificant crap that goes on in this town and the people in it. Or pretend that you have a southern accent and state that you love Texas even though you have never even been there.
high school kid #1: "dude, i just got a job at the acton market."
high school kid #2: "thats sick dude, get money get paid."

acton resident: "welcome to acton california, whats your full name? where were you born? whats your social securty #? likes? dislikes? family tree? who do you know and what do you do? religious views? political views? i want to know everything about you because i care."
by andyourpointis June 22, 2011
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action figure

The coolest thing ever invented, besides the superball.
by Joshua Tapp January 16, 2004
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double action

"Double action" guns are much more common than single action - most semi-auto pistols are double-action, at least for the first shot.

That means that pulling back the slide on your semiauto pistol only chambers the round - it doesn't "cock back" the striker pin. Only when the trigger is pulled beyond "first stage" (halfway back) does the hammer/striker become cocked.

After that first shot, all other shots from the gun (until it is decocked, safety is activated, or you cycle through the rest of your ammo) are "single action," since the blowback from the previous shot provides the force to re-cock the weapon.
"My raps are double action, run the track from the back end" - Poppa Wu, "New Improved"
by ShazamVT April 3, 2008
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.50 Action Express

Big handgun cartridge a half inch in diameter (12.7mm). Designed by Evan Whildin of Action Arms to be chambered in Magnum Research's massive Desert Eagle pistol. The case has a rebated rim, which makes it function better in semi-automatic pistols than rimmed cases, which are traditionally used in revolvers. A 300 gr. bullet from a 6" barrel of the DE has a velocity of 1,500 fps with 1,600 ft lb of forces, making it extremely overpowered for self defense against a human target.

Dispite its unpractical use for self defense, the .50 AE is frequently depicted from Hollywood films to video games due to the eye appeal of the Desert Eagle pistol. In real life, the .50AE is primarily used in target shooting for those who get a kick out of shooting big bore handguns. It is also a great handgun hunting cartridge for semi-auto enthuiasts. Some might be crazy enough to use the cartridge for self or home defense due to the Desert Eagle's frequent portrayal in the media.
The .50 Action Express Desert Eagle is a big bad mfin' handgun.
by WALTHERMAN March 25, 2010
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Greatest Actor Ever

Ever seen Chaplin? Tropic Thunder? Iron Man? Kiss Kiss Bang Bang? Less Than Zero?

Go do it. He's the greatest actor ever.
by whatyaaaa September 27, 2010
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play action fake

You are having sexual intercourse with a woman and you are thrusting your penis into her anal cavity. Just before you are about to excrete manjuice, you pull out and spit on the woman's back so that she thinks you came. Then, as she turns around, you jack off in her face, leaving a sticky, smelly mess.
Woman: "Are you gonna cum?"
Man: "Yes honey, right now." *spit!*
Woman: "Wow, that was some great sex! Let me just turn around and-"
by Dan Jakubek May 1, 2004
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