The condition upon which one sits on the toilet until their butt turns numb. This condition can travel down your legs if untreated, leaving you with temporary paralysis and unable to avoid all the people you’ve pissed off by hogging the bathroom.
Matt: Where the hell were you and why you walking funny?
Dan: He was in the shitter for an hour and didn’t wash his hands.
Joel: I got butt autism and I need a place to lie down
Dan: He was in the shitter for an hour and didn’t wash his hands.
Joel: I got butt autism and I need a place to lie down
by superdada May 8, 2018
Get the butt autism mug.Basically the meaning of retard. No one with autism should be understood because theyre all retarded.
user1: hi friend
user2: hii
user1: i have to tell you something
user2: ofc bro
user1: i have autism
user2: fuck you im unfriending you bye retard
user2: hii
user1: i have to tell you something
user2: ofc bro
user1: i have autism
user2: fuck you im unfriending you bye retard
by VAXRO February 22, 2024
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"What is it now Your Autismancy?"
"Do dolphins have buttholes?"
"That is why we call you Your Autismancy dude."
"What is it now Your Autismancy?"
"Do dolphins have buttholes?"
"That is why we call you Your Autismancy dude."
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Often used by those who are high in status and want to contrast their success with some form of hardship in order to get more credit or acclaim, or to appear as some sort of savant not affected by crass social movements, social contagion, or faddish popular opinions
Often used by those who are high in status and want to contrast their success with some form of hardship in order to get more credit or acclaim, or to appear as some sort of savant not affected by crass social movements, social contagion, or faddish popular opinions
by Human Peacocking February 25, 2024
Get the Autism Bragging mug.It's almost like they're on an acid trip their whole life. Some are silly, smart or violent/temperamental and extremely difficult to raise and comfort with their psychological conditions. As they get older the mind does not mature properly and can remain in an adolescent state their whole life while still being highly functional adults that even have careers.
One of my biggest challenges as a camp counselor was making sure the autistic children were also having a good time.
Autism
A developmental disorder of variable severity that is characterized by difficulty in social interaction and communication and by restricted or repetitive patterns of thought and behavior (as well as physical and drug abuse). Originally with reference to a condition in which fantasy dominates over reality, regarded as a symptom of schizophrenia and other disorders on the autistic spectrum.
Autism
A developmental disorder of variable severity that is characterized by difficulty in social interaction and communication and by restricted or repetitive patterns of thought and behavior (as well as physical and drug abuse). Originally with reference to a condition in which fantasy dominates over reality, regarded as a symptom of schizophrenia and other disorders on the autistic spectrum.
by TrilliniteGodSon February 12, 2022
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This often causes the people to strongly dislike each other.
This often causes the people to strongly dislike each other.
Person 1: Those two keep getting into arguments, what’s their deal?.
Person 2: Yeah, they both really into Halo 3, I thought they would get along.
Person 3: They’ve got clashing autisms, it’s sort of like they were destined to hate each other.
Person 2: Yeah, they both really into Halo 3, I thought they would get along.
Person 3: They’ve got clashing autisms, it’s sort of like they were destined to hate each other.
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usually gen Zs on TikTok, usually female, and doing it for attention.
they are only hurting people who are actually on the spectrum, such as myself.
these people need to be put down before they spread.
usually gen Zs on TikTok, usually female, and doing it for attention.
they are only hurting people who are actually on the spectrum, such as myself.
these people need to be put down before they spread.
oh god.. another one of those tiktokers with fake autism.
who?
that one that acts retarded and illiterate, as they are too ignorant and attention seeking to actually understand what it is. either that or they are retarded, and they call it autism.
who?
that one that acts retarded and illiterate, as they are too ignorant and attention seeking to actually understand what it is. either that or they are retarded, and they call it autism.
by CeebTheSleepless November 17, 2023
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