Alyssa

A very young female kid jailbait if you will who goes after older man. She says she's mature but acts likes she's 5 (crying from not getting her way, mad at people for not seeing stuff her way etc.) The age of an Alyssa is normally 12-15 true Alyssas are 13 and go after 22 year olds. Normally after she finds the pedo that will date her she will call them senpai and always talk bout having sex with them. (Normally says "I want to eat his sperms!") Says she'll be a dictator to her kids even if they don't like it. To sum it a naive hypocrite loli brat.

She's very young dating a super old guy it's an Alyssa!

by heroyoumeanpedo January 2, 2017

Alyssa

a hoe...

Guy 1: damn she fucked the whole football team
Guy 3: yeah, she must be an Alyssa

by urmumisahoe December 10, 2016

Alyssa

When a woman locks her legs around a man during sex, causing him to impregnate her.

I wanted to trap him, so I Alyssa'd his ass.

by Rbndctnrysrnmbr12 November 25, 2016

Alyssa

Alyssa is a Filipino/Mexican girl, who loves to run. She has dark curly hair and a perfect face. She is funny and beautiful, she cares way too much for her own good. Nobody she has an interest in is good enough for her. She is usually positive, but sometimes life gets her down. She is very sensitive and emotional, but never tries to show it. She will always stand up for herself, and others. She’s outgoing and the most amazing person and friend. She will always be there for you and will always comfort you when you are feeling down.

Girl 1: OMG I HAVE THE BESTEST FRIEND EVER!!

Girl 2: Let me guess, her name is Alyssa?

Girl 1: YES!

Girl 2: Yeah, Alyssa is the best. Never lose her, EVER!

by alyssa’sBSF November 18, 2018

Alyssa

Me

Guy one " who dat?"
Alyssa "are you talking about me?"
Guy two "nah he not."

by Alyssa😜69 November 29, 2018

Alyssa

She is a amazing and wonderful person at times she could act a little sped but she also has a very contagious laugh and amazing legs, eyes, and lips. She is someone that is very unique but also special.

Girl: did you see Alyssa new boyfriend?
Girl 2: omg yes I canylt believe it.

by Erica30 March 2, 2019

Alyssa

Alyssa is the best person ever. She is as cool as a frozen cucumber. She's also like super super super hot at the same time. Lol, how ironic, she's hot an cold at the same time hahahahaha.

Guy 1- Wow! Alyssa is so hot!!!!

Guy 2- Yeh bro! She is also really cool aye!!!!

by Alyssaiscoolbro January 15, 2019