Alyssa

A very young female kid jailbait if you will who goes after older man. She says she's mature but acts likes she's 5 (crying from not getting her way, mad at people for not seeing stuff her way etc.) The age of an Alyssa is normally 12-15 true Alyssas are 13 and go after 22 year olds. Normally after she finds the pedo that will date her she will call them senpai and always talk bout having sex with them. (Normally says "I want to eat his sperms!") Says she'll be a dictator to her kids even if they don't like it. To sum it a naive hypocrite loli brat.

She's very young dating a super old guy it's an Alyssa!

by heroyoumeanpedo January 2, 2017

Alyssa

a hoe...

Guy 1: damn she fucked the whole football team
Guy 3: yeah, she must be an Alyssa

by urmumisahoe December 10, 2016

Alyssa

When a woman locks her legs around a man during sex, causing him to impregnate her.

I wanted to trap him, so I Alyssa'd his ass.

by Rbndctnrysrnmbr12 November 25, 2016

Alyssa

1. A perfect human. Alyssa will become the reason that you are happy. A wonderful person to be around and often turns pink. Alyssa also smiles very large which will also make you smile very large. 2. Keyboard Warrior.

Alyssa, you are so perfect!
Wow Alyssa, i love ur big smile!"

by urmumlololol March 10, 2022

Alyssa

She only loves one guy and thats James and she closes herself off to other men. Likes to pray underneath the stars and when she sees a shooting star, she prays for her and James. She gets very annoyed at that beeping sound that the alarm makes and stays awake until 6pm (she uses all that time or herself). Whenever she prays for her and that one guy, another man always gets in the way. Probably someone named Charis.

Alyssa will never open herself to another guy.

by Happy Christian November 20, 2020

Alyssa

Alyssa is mine so back off im on the phone with her hehe

Alyssa is mine

by A l y s s a June 19, 2019

Alyssa

Alyssa is the one person who you would never forget. She is one of the nicest people in the world and will do anything to make sure the one she cares about are safe. If you need to cry, she is the one you go to. If you need to laugh, she is the one you go to. If you need to be hugged and cared for, she is the one you go to. Alyssa is beautiful inside out. She has plenty of guys chasing her but if she doesn't like many of them. So if Alyssa likes you make sure you never let her go or mess up because you will always regret it. She is truly amazing.

Alyssa is the greatest girl ever.

by Lagitiscool October 3, 2018