Adam 

An idiot who goes out with you for three years and you think you're in love with him. He is the worst boyfriend ever and totally ignores you and stands you up. When you finally realize what a dick he is and break up with him, he gets sad and begs for you back. Also, fat and ugly with dumb-ass friends who will try to get with you once you dump him.

CAUTION- DO NOT DATE THIS TERRIBLE CREATURE!!

Friend- How's your boyfriend, Adam?

You- A dick, as usual. I think I'm gonna dump him.

Friend- OMG! Finally!

Adam by bellalennon October 26, 2010

Adam 

The name I use on urban dictionary as my other personality/ persona. My name is adam in the urban dictionary chat. My real name is Vitale and i'm an overweight 26 year old who tricks girls on urban dictionary chat with a fake picture of an abercrombie male model who i wished i was. I'm really on welfare and stalk people. I go by Adam.

Hi, this is Adam. Nice to meet you.

Adam by Mr. Vitale. June 10, 2008

adam 

Cute teenage boy who shaves his legs because he thinks he's the hottest thing and no one will care. Girls DO actually like him, but he is too much of a vagina to make a move. He is said to have a small penis.

Jane: Good luck with that Adam douche tonight!

Kaylie: Thanks. I'm gonna need it. Maybe, if I'm lucky, he'll kiss me on the cheek. I hope I don't have to talk him into it.

adam by caligirl<3 January 25, 2009

Adam 

An ugly and obese person thats poor and ugly

omg that guys totally an adam

Adam by lol ur wierd March 27, 2019

Adam 

a short guy who cant get any, a short guy who gets rejected or a fake rocker (focker) who is horible at drums

adam is bad a drums he sucks

Adam by dgfsr February 28, 2008

Adam 

someone who enjoys a hardy gooch butter sandwich then eats a massive gooch burger

a man who dangles balls into another mans mouth kind of like teabagging but then he stops to tickle him with with his shit crusted gooch hairs

Adam- "im so hungry i could go for a gooch butter sandwich with extra gooch gravy"
Adam 2- sounds amazing im so down ill buy

Adam by hondaman230 November 5, 2009

Adam 

a very very smelly person that got greasy hair and baths in a chip pan also melesters adam malesters dogsdogs and sleeps with men also has a ton of sexual desises that were caught off a evil evil person also a person that likes to use the term 'il knife you' with a very serous funny looking face

you are sucha adam young chap hahahhahahahha

Adam by lol'ing December 9, 2008