blender jizz

When the spoon used to push the ingredients down to the blade hits said blade a full speed, the resulting spray of blended material is similar to ejaculation, hitting everything from eyelids to counter top, even reaching the ceiling like the most potent cumming of a porn star (or a a should-be porn star)

God dammit, Bobbie, you Blender Jizzed all over grandma's denture again

by the world famous L November 20, 2010

pre-jizz

pre-ejaculation fluid.

Billy: My pre-jizz is making my cock go smoothly

Cindy: Yes I love it

by TheCantonCock December 18, 2014

jizz ritual

Is a jizz ritual a ritual with jizz involved

Bro that jizz ritual was kind of insane

by jizz ritual Man January 6, 2021

Jizz Dog

A white old dog that can be referred to as jizz dog

I saw my friend's dog, an old white haired jack russel, JIZZ DOG

by jizzdogfanpage November 2, 2019

jizz smile

the face that a girl makes while taking a load, pretending to be happy but still pulling back each time a rope hits the target.

Pauli was really making a jizz smile as i creamed in her eyes

by nightman10 June 5, 2011

jizz noodle

A penis the ejaculates without an erection.

I just rubbed IcyHot on my dick and I think I got a jizz noodle.

by CheckCheck0725 April 28, 2016

Jizz-wad

A man from Junction City ,Oh that was never good enough to marry you in the first place. One that you equally hated for your whole marriage, but never cheated on and waited on him hand and foot. Who continually fucked people you knew even though you are hot and they were not comparable to your financial success , education or beauty. Who convinced you that you had trust issues and tried to make you insecure. A 30 year old man born on November 19, 1978, that has been seen crying in your front yard to see you, and that has a crooked dick.

jizz-wad , fucked, dick

by Thirdtimesacharm September 6, 2010