Jake is a very petty person and he doesn’t know weather he wants friends or not. He is very temperamental and petty and uses lots of hair gel. As well as being petty Jake is also quite petty and he will ghost you for no apparent reason.
by Rhianna. C December 9, 2019

by Saltogengomain November 18, 2017

A woman with a massive penis
by John Donavan October 15, 2018

Jake is a peng ting init, he has a very long shlong and a 69 pack.
He is obviously the biggest alpha male known to man.
He is obviously the biggest alpha male known to man.
by Brightonunit December 24, 2018

by DEADMEMEGOAT May 14, 2018

The ultimate douchebag. If you meet a Jake pray he stands far far away from you. Because he smells. Jakes are commonly known for being sound-cloud rappers(aka bad). He is vile and sexist and gross. BEWARE: Jakes can often make you throw up ( i mean projectile vomit). Often has fake curls.
Person 1: Ew I hate you, Jake.
Jake: Nah you think I’m cute.
Person 1: Burn in Hell, I hope it’s soon.
Jake: Fine I didn’t want to talk to you in the first place. You’re fat.
Jake: Nah you think I’m cute.
Person 1: Burn in Hell, I hope it’s soon.
Jake: Fine I didn’t want to talk to you in the first place. You’re fat.
by Squeegee Beckinhime April 7, 2022

A really well put together person. Can always rely on Jake being fly. But being fly, doesn't mean being fun. Buzzkill you may call him. Predominately staying on his phone and snaking his friends on nights out. Typical case of don't judge a book by its cover. Am I right? Where you think he is just "dropping his jacket off " he has actually gone back to bang the girl next door. Or at least try. Overall though he is a nice guy, but most nights out will end up with you realising he hasn't been there for two hours because he is tired.
by __I$lingw&rd__Kr3w_360N0$C0P3 May 24, 2016
