Crust-bone

The noun that occurs when ones penis/boner becomes so encrusted with smegma and fromunda cheese that it is no longer recognizable as a human penis

Also the noun that occurs when having anal or vaginal sex with a women, but after cumming, not pulling out until your penis has been encrusted into the hole and is irremovable

Guy: alright are you ready for this *whips it out*
Girl: OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU TOTES HAVE A FUCKING CRUST-BONE!!! IM TWEETING THIS

Dude 1: *talking on phone with friend* hey man we had an amazing night, but I can't hang today...
Dude 2: wtf man why not?
Dude 1: I didn't pull out and we fell asleep so now I got a crust-bone…
Dude 2: oh... That sucks...

by Darnman April 9, 2015

Crusted Dusted

A slang term for “fucked up”, screwed up, old, unused, or unwanted.

That pizza has sat out an hour, its “crusted dusted.”
I hope the chicken doesn’t turn out “crusted dusted”

by Rooroosayings November 24, 2022

shizam crust

The dried out flaky semen residue that is left behind in the silky cavernous grooves of the vagina after a long night of cock thumping.

I woke up this morning and went down on Jane again and there were ample amounts of shizam crust that I had to dig through to find her clit.

by shizniz September 27, 2014

crust whore

A slut who doesn't bathe.

Courtney love is a crust whore.

by bingo disc November 6, 2012

crust cutter

Another name for one's mother. Also known as the person who removes the crust off of your sandwich.

Person 1: Hey, you wanna go to the mall??

Person 2: Have to ask my crust cutter first.

by Chic Deb September 9, 2006

Stuffed Crust

Its where you cum in her ass and then stuff your nuts in her asshole

John: Me and Maddie tried something new i hit her with the Stuffed Crust
Brian: Dude thats sick but im eating pizza wirh stuffed crust

by squirrelnuts69 February 19, 2021

crust cutter

When someone cuts the crust off a poptart just to get to the fruity filling.

Boy: There is starving kids in Africa and you can't even eat

your crust.

Girl: I just can't help it...i'm a crust cutter!

by strawberrypop March 11, 2010