crispy cream

deep-fried semen. Ususally made out of ignorance or idiocy.

"Why the hell did you make crispy cream you dumbass?"

by AJ 187 July 30, 2003

crispy fried

burnt to a fucking crisp

that minimarshmellow is crispy fried.

by yo dougie January 20, 2009

Crispy tender

When u deep fry your penis and then beat it

Oh yesterday cj and and lane had a crispy tender.

by Traffic4gays April 16, 2017

Rice crispy

Throwing fun snaps at a girl while she gives you head to "spice things up" in the bedroom

"You should rice crispy that girl for your anniversary. Make her snap crackle and pop"

by My boi skinni penis October 22, 2019

crispy dick

slang for burned out drug user, a drug abusing asshole, a dude that has been getting high way too long and is asshole-ish in nature.

Old crispy dick is at it again, A dick that spent all his money on partyables.

by Me IIIV October 24, 2013

crispy boi

A word used by couch potato douchebag alcoholics who sit on their ass all day and contribute nothing of value to society.

shaun has been buttchugging crispy bois on the couch all day again...

by masterofyou February 23, 2020

Crispy Boy

A 'Crispy Boy' is a term used when someone(boy/girl) is offended, pissed, or even is sad.

1. *Kelly misses the catch* OH MY GOD! "KELLY IS A CRISPY BOY!"
2. *Asking the black guy if he is African* "BOY! I AM MEXICAN " OH YOU A CRISPY BOY
3. *Your best friend moves away* You are now a Crispy Boy

by A CRISPY WAGGERZ March 02, 2018