by Light Joker April 5, 2005

1. A can of curve-shaped potato chips that come in an aluminum can.
2. Rumored to be the same size of Shaq's penis.
2. Rumored to be the same size of Shaq's penis.
by Kadafi September 24, 2005

Can-Coon (can`cun) n., 1. A person of African American decsent who scavenges scrap metal for financial gain. 2. Black person/ urban democrat that collects discarded aluminum cans.
by Dan Naga March 1, 2011

Instead of a vagina your putting your dick into, it's a Monster Energy drink can. putting your erected dick through the drinks pop-top and trying to pull out when your dicks skin is in pain due to it grazing the sharp metal.
Nurse: Sir, what's wrong with his penis?
Doctor: He tried to Sex Can...
Nurse: What's Sex Can?
Doctor: You don't wanna know
Doctor: He tried to Sex Can...
Nurse: What's Sex Can?
Doctor: You don't wanna know
by PythonSNICKERS January 6, 2019

by BigChodus September 12, 2019

Dude 1: How was that chick from last night?
Dude 2: Awful man I couldn’t feel shit. She was a Pringle’s Can
Dude 2: Awful man I couldn’t feel shit. She was a Pringle’s Can
by BlitzKreiug November 18, 2019

(noun) a receptacle into which jiz is deposited, most commonly a woman's vagina. synonymous with cum dumpster.
man: "Come here, jiz can. I'm horny."
woman: "I'll be right there!"
(180 seconds later)
woman: "Wow, my jiz can is overflowing!"
woman: "I'll be right there!"
(180 seconds later)
woman: "Wow, my jiz can is overflowing!"
by jiz can March 18, 2011
