Thai Blumpkin

The act of getting blowjob on the toilet while suffering from travellers diarrhea.
I told her I couldn't take her home with me because that street meat was sitting right but she offered to give me a Thai Blumpkin.
by Fleshdawg October 07, 2016
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cuntry blumpkin

Licking a woman's pussy to the point of orgasm while she sits on a toilet and defecates.
In a moment in evolutionary history, Skeeter thought, "My sister done blumpkin me all the time. Maybe I can do that for her." And the first cuntry blumpkin was performed...with mixed results for Skeeter got many splinters on his chin from the outhouse's wood toilet.
by onendone January 07, 2011
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bisacodyl blumpkin

When you're preppin' for your colonoscopy and she give's you a blow job.
Man, that colonoscopy prep was brutal except for that bisacodyl blumpkin.
by Bisacodyl Boo Boo Babe April 02, 2017
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Blumpkin Plus

It's like a regular Blumpkin (in which one is taking a shit while another person is giving them a blow job) except in the case of a Blumpkin Plus the person taking a shit is also vomiting onto the other person's head.
Bro, that chick was so nasty and probably down for a Blumpkin Plus had I been queasy enough.
by WIZARD_GOD_BRO_BABY August 05, 2021
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red blumpkin

female on her moontime (period) getting a blumpkin
I gave her a red blumpkin and I looked like ronald mcdonald afterwards! As if that werent bad enough, now I cant get the stank outta my beard !!
by zallirog July 07, 2015
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Blumpkin blocker

Blumpkin blocker: Fat belly that prevents the proper execution of a blumpkin.
Its a new year now. Time to get rid of this blumpkin blocker.
by Lostmykeysinthere January 02, 2019
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Dunkin' Blumpkin

A blumpkin received at a Dunkin' Doughnuts establishment. Only after buying an unfrosted doughnut and placing your penis through the doughnut hole may the blumpkin begin. The Dunkin' Blumpkin is only completed after you have frosted the doughnut yourself and it is finished by your partner.
"Dude last night I had the holy grail of all blumpkins! The Dunkin' Blumpkin!"
by Na0227 October 04, 2014
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