Groupies that are skinny and hang out at BBQ joints in hopes of finding married men, brisket, and free rolls.
Did you see that wagon wheeler yesterday, she looks like she could use a chopped beef sandwich and a good time...lol
by Sandman1978 July 24, 2017

"I can't believe that (band-wagoner's "team"), beat (losing team)."
"Dude name one player on the team."
"Uhhhhh...."
"Dude name one player on the team."
"Uhhhhh...."
by XHSJWBZJAND January 25, 2014

any car or truck (usually from the 80's or 90's)that has a fake tag,no insurance, blacked out windows. and the occupants are wanted,and there is marijuana,cocaine,crack and usually some type of weapons. usually frequent trailer parks and the ghetto. that is a felony wagon.
by beansandtaters March 1, 2013

by 66thave August 3, 2015

by maniac117 April 25, 2014

A moped or motor scooter driven by someone who has no other means of transportation because they lost their license for driving drunk and aren't allowed to drive any other motorized vehicle.
Extra sadness points are awarded if the scooter is observed being driven by someone over 40, used to transport alcoholic beverages, or parked in front of a bar or liquor store.
Extra sadness points are awarded if the scooter is observed being driven by someone over 40, used to transport alcoholic beverages, or parked in front of a bar or liquor store.
Why is Jimmy riding a scooter? He's 52 years old!
That's his liquor wagon. He got popped for DUI and lost his license for a year.
That's his liquor wagon. He got popped for DUI and lost his license for a year.
by doubleblock June 16, 2016

Hay, slop wagon is here! Now we can eat, cardboard pizza, choke n puke hot dog's, hot coffee, man its better than sos shit .....
by itichie_nocanpo October 20, 2006
