Ranch Mixer

A women who dates a crime boss and does all of the household chores and has dinner waiting every night before the crime boss comes home, also know as a Miss Molly. She is known for her extravagent home made ranch and typically has sufficient funds from her newly married Crime Boss (CB).
That Ranch mixer does everything for the CB in the cheeb!
by Hitler89 November 13, 2009
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Cinco Ranch Wiggers

A large area containing mass numbers of annoying twats. Due to the lack of Blacks, the white people compensate by "becoming black". This involves insanely baggy pants, calling everyone "nigga" and grabbing their region where their junk should be in a pathetic attempt to be cool. They use words/phrases like "mayn","Shittttt, niggguhhhh", and "Oh damn son" on their myspaces, making them cool?

They hate their race, but love "dem hoes", and everyone knows the wiggers get all the girls... right.
"You see that faggot over there?"
"The queer grabbing his lack of a sack and pointing at a girl and saying "Oh shit son"?"
"Yeah, lets laugh at him."
"Careful, he might be packing"
"Yeah right, that bitch is a wigger"
"Fucking Cinco Ranch Wiggers"
by GreeneV2 July 27, 2006
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Operation Ranch Hand

the military name for an operation in vietnam which sprayed over 19 million gallons of various herbicides in order to deny the enemy crops and cover. Agent Orange, the most notorious of the poisons was agent orange, which causes many different diseases because of its high levels of dioxin.
operation ranch hand used c-123 aircraft to spray gallons of herbicide.
by Anonymous March 31, 2003
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meanwhile, back at the ranch

It really refers to a Lone Ranger episode from the fifties.....
As the Lone Ranger enters the ranch house the announcer states: "Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Tonto, disguised as a doorknob, came off in the Lone Ranger's hand".
by Kimosabe January 25, 2008
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parking lot ranch

Is a thick, hot, creamy load of cum that you find in the front or back seat of your vehicle. Can also be shot out next to your car if receiving a blow job while standing in the door opening.
As I was walking through the Walmart parking lot, I saw a gentlemen making fresh parking lot ranch in the backseat of his car with the local trap.
by Mben22075 November 01, 2023
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Cool ranch doritos

The greatest of the greatest the god of the demi gods coolranch doritos are the best flavor of doritos better than all the other flavors of doritos
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by Sauceykek May 03, 2021
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Raised Ranch Redneck

Used as a derisive term for an individual who espouses a “country” mentality despite having been born and living in the suburbs and therefore being totally removed from it. These persons will typically drive a large truck without actual need or practical use thereof, and wear camouflage clothing to Wal-Mart to signify their status. Country music, seldom used motorsports gear, and fast food are also trademarks of the lifestyle. They are commonly found in the Southeastern United States but may be found throughout the nation.
See that "country" boy driving that F150 past the mall? He really needs it to drive to work and back. What a raised ranch redneck.
by some guy! January 20, 2011
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