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Sock Scooper

Desperately taking your own sock and using it to wipe your ass because there is no more toilet paper. (not your fault)
"My friend had to do a sock scooper and his dumb ass put the sock back on, maybe thats why he didnt score last night."
by Oeltjens January 30, 2010
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Sock Nugg

A bud of marijuana thats discovered stuck to you sock after a bit of carelessness in the skinning up department.
w00t! I just scored a sock nugg!Imma get baked!
by Gaz Le Rock May 9, 2011
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sock and bullet

A polite way of saying "Just shut up and do it."
Ava: Jackson, I don't want to swim the 1000.
Jackson: Seriously, sock and bullet,

You may be sad, tired, or crazy but sock and bullet.
by ALLJRS November 29, 2010
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Ranger sock

A sock a male soldier keeps close by in order to pleasure himself with in order to contain the evidence. Used mostly in the field.
"Hey Private, don't forget to pack your Ranger sock in your sleeping bag!
by Ranger bat boy January 18, 2011
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sock fluff

The shit that get stuck in between your toes after wearing new socks
*max takes his socks off
'Oh shit! Sock fluff!'
by FoolishGenius7 May 18, 2016
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Period socks

When you hit sock bottom

When you run out socks and all you have left are the mismatched pair at the bottom of the drawer
OMG! I haven’t done my laundry and I’m running late. *opens drawer in a panic* Oh beans! All I have is my period socks!
by Smarshies August 10, 2019
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Socks Off

Child's/Adolescents game originated in Herefordshire, England.

Objective of the game is to remover the socks of your opponent. Light violence is permitted. Last person left with socks on or partially on is the victor.
After spending all afternoon arguing, over who fancied the new girl more, it was decided that a game of socks off would settle the matter.
by Drew.Peacock December 26, 2019
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