996 + 4 = 1000 

In one episode of Pimp My Ride, host Xzibit can be seen wearing a black t-shirt with silver lettering which declares, quite enigmatically, "996 + 4 = 1000".

Seriously, wtf does that mean? I guess 996 plus 4 does technically equal 1000...

"996 + 4 = 1000"

996 + 4 = 1000 by awyeahz June 30, 2006

[people = shit] 

A Misanthropotic belief, commonly publised by the band Slipknot, that people are all out for themselves, and that they, ironicly, equal shit.

'Dude, that wanker just pulled out infront of me. people = shit!'

[people = shit] by Virgin Mary Toast. December 9, 2008

you = fuck 

Used when cannot think of any other comeback. Often said aggressively, while forcefully grasping the others shirt in pure anger. Originated by a genious in my brother's gym class.

"Hey ryan! Nice glasses. HAHAHAHA!"
"YOU = FUCK!!!"

you = fuck by mrhgibs January 31, 2005

+×÷=/_<>[]!@#$%^&*()-'":;,? 

Hello fellow bored man
You have reached the quintiple level of boredom

You open your mobile keyboard and decided to type all the symbols in the symbol section of the mobile keyboard

I'm so glad I typed +×÷=/_<>!@#$%^&*()-'":;,? instead of qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

+×÷=/_<>[]!@#$%^&*()-'":;,? by SBG times April 11, 2023

`=1=2=3=4=5=6=7=8=9=0=-=q=w=e=r=t=y=u=i=o=p=[=]=\=a=s=d=f=g=h=j=k=l=;='=z=x=c=v=b=n=m=,=.=/

You are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bored that you type every key but every other key you type a equals. I don't know why I am doing this.

The speech was so long that all I remember is this sound:
`=1=2=3=4=5=6=7=8=9=0=-=q=w=e=r=t=y=u=i=o=p===\=a=s=d=f=g=h=j=k=l=;='=z=x=c=v=b=n=m=,=.=/

`=1=2=3=4=5=6=7=8=9=0=-=q=w=e=r=t=y=u=i=o=p=[=]=\=a=s=d=f=g=h=j=k=l=;='=z=x=c=v=b=n=m=,=.=/ by anonymous January 28, 2022

1qazqazazz2wsxwsxsxx3edcedcdcc4rfvfvv5tgbgbb6yhnhnn7ujmjmm8ik,k,,9ol.l..0p;/;//-['[''=]]\ 

the final boss of keyboard boredom. There, you happy? Now go back to your homework

1qazqazazz2wsxwsxsxx3edcedcdcc4rfvfvv5tgbgbb6yhnhnn7ujmjmm8ik,k,,9ol.l..0p;/;//-'''=\

this definition was written by a bored student currently working from home.

1qazqazazz2wsxwsxsxx3edcedcdcc4rfvfvv5tgbgbb6yhnhnn7ujmjmm8ik,k,,9ol.l..0p;/;//-['[''=]]\ by peanutwarrior April 2, 2020

┓┏ 凵 =╱⊿┌┬┐ 

I don't know where I am

Connecting to ┓┏ 凵 =╱⊿┌┬┐...

┓┏ 凵 =╱⊿┌┬┐ by Clara Oswald April 10, 2013