Self Stalk

Repeatedly looking at your own online profile, pictures, and posts.

I am such a self stalker. I look at my own profile much more often than I look at any of my friends' profiles.

by Magicliterati March 10, 2012

self conditioning

It is developing attitude by awareness and practice to teach self control in negative past habits that cause harm and taking up habits that are more positive and constructive. Effective conditioning brings about changes in your thoughts, feelings, beliefs and behaviors.

Bola practiced self conditioning to become an optimist.

by Flicka06 April 19, 2018

Self greened

When a Mario Kart 64 character is hit by one of their own green turtle shells. It usually happens by accident, and can sometimes change the outcome of a race or battle.

Player 1: How did I pass you?
Player 2: I self greened on the last lap.

by mip042 March 22, 2010

self masturbatory

This is how you describe someone who strokes their ego or virtue signals (to and around others)

Bob: why do people keep putting their names on urban dictionary?
Sally: its ridiculous. Its self masturbatory

by The Feelgoods December 13, 2020

Self-Wheeling

A girl who is so ridiculously easy to pick-up, it's like thy wheel themselves.

Guy1: I want to talk that girl over but I don't know what to say.
Guy2: Who? Natalie? Don't worry man, she's self-wheeling!

by pudoooser November 30, 2009

self worthle

When you slip up and let your self worth become indissolubly linked to your daily Wordle performance

It took me all six guesses today - my self worthle is in the tank

by heyyyjaojao March 18, 2022

self textruct

Completely ruining your chances with a member of the opposite sex by drunk texting something completely ridiculous.

Mike self textructed last night when he send a text to Lauren that said, "Hpw about we' ski the necx t couple o steps and just have sec tonight??"

by EverythingTurnedToNothingFun May 21, 2010