The ship name for soulmates. There names are Luke and Ava. These two are meant for each other and Luke should text Ava right now
by SAMMIE AND GWEN December 29, 2020
Get the Lava mug.D1: You drank something that fucked up your kidneys and pissed them off. It retaliated by making your piss feel like magma.
D2: You are starting to value your dicks health and want to retract it when you pee, but it's still a bit tight. You decide to do it anyway and the foreskin shuts the pee valve 90% and makes your pee feel like its 9000 degrees.
D3: You finally get circumcised, but you still feel sensitive. You are in the shower and you are washing your dick. A lot of soap ends up getting there, and you can feel a bit of burning down your urethra. You decide its nothing and go on about your day. You feel like you need to pee and go to the toilet. You feel a shit ton of burning magma piss shoot out. You think your body is gonna explode, but you remember soap and sensitive dick don't mix well.
D2: You are starting to value your dicks health and want to retract it when you pee, but it's still a bit tight. You decide to do it anyway and the foreskin shuts the pee valve 90% and makes your pee feel like its 9000 degrees.
D3: You finally get circumcised, but you still feel sensitive. You are in the shower and you are washing your dick. A lot of soap ends up getting there, and you can feel a bit of burning down your urethra. You decide its nothing and go on about your day. You feel like you need to pee and go to the toilet. You feel a shit ton of burning magma piss shoot out. You think your body is gonna explode, but you remember soap and sensitive dick don't mix well.
Guy 1: OW FUCK WHY DOES MY PISS FEEL LIKE LAVA?
Guy 2: You need to take precautions. Don't get the Lava Pee case.
Guy 1: Oh okay- wait what the fuck are you doing in the bathroom?! Get out!!!!
Guy 2: Just sayin. The Lava Pee case can be prevented.
Guy 2: You need to take precautions. Don't get the Lava Pee case.
Guy 1: Oh okay- wait what the fuck are you doing in the bathroom?! Get out!!!!
Guy 2: Just sayin. The Lava Pee case can be prevented.
by Skeletonbones November 19, 2022
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Get the Lava Chicken mug.Rubbing buckets of melted butter up and down your girlfriends back until she gets pissed and slaps you with a lava lamp.
by H+M December 20, 2014
Get the Maine Lava Lamp mug.A nasty form of diarrhea where the fecal matter it is just liquid, and resembles the lava from a volcano
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1: a factory where lava is manufactured
2: The location of the finale to the feature film "Terminator 2: Judgment day"
1: a factory where lava is manufactured
2: The location of the finale to the feature film "Terminator 2: Judgment day"
by Girp Wanzyk June 26, 2024
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