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International Rules

The international rule states the only acceptable instance where intercourse is ok with someone other than your significant other is when they are in France and the person committing the act is Vegan.
“Hold up, didn’t your girlfriend cheat on you bruh?” “I guess not. International Rules, I was in France.”
by Nice Hairline Kid August 16, 2018
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Creep Rule

A person's a creep if the age difference between them and their date is greater than half the eldest's current age, plus 7. For example, if a guy is 30, the youngest person he can date without being considered a creep is 15+7=22; younger than that, society looks at the couple sideways.
Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7, my friend. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30 and a freak in bed.
by Caramirdan October 3, 2016
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rule 964

If you let someone borrow your hot glue gun, they HAVE to send you a full on tittie pic in return.
I let you borrow my hot glue gun. Rule 964
by Vic rock November 30, 2023
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70/30 rule 130%

Words of wisdom from Iron Ike during a trip to Southeast Asia after arriving in New Delhi on an 18 hour flight explains how things work in India
Iron Ike muttered that this situation followed the 70/30 rule 130% of the time before realizing the logic of the statement and it would forever be associated with his wisdom
by El Diablo4eva March 31, 2025
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Rule n27

Violence is not an answer “
But they don’t deserve an answer anyways
They ruined it all so Rule N27 to show them worth of it
by Arqimagi January 26, 2023
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Rule 3425

If the phrase "Joe mama" is used to someone who you are married to, you have to buy them 7 onigiris.
<someone's spouse>"Joe mama"
<that someone's spouse>"where is my onigiri's?!"
<someone's spouse>"what why?"
<that someone's spouse>"IT states it in rule 3425!"
by Deeznutssuckitnerd April 3, 2022
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Rule 34

Just another thing that gets deleted from your search history.
Guy 1- Hey man wanna search rule 34 online because we are middle school boys who have no gf?
Guy 2- Bet
by Gr@phic August 14, 2022
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