A man will most times acquire a relationship partner ranked in between a mans confidence and total looks.
For example: If there was a guy who was a 6 but he had the confidence of an 8, he would most likely obtain a relationship partner that is a 7.
For example: If there was a guy who was a 6 but he had the confidence of an 8, he would most likely obtain a relationship partner that is a 7.
“What do you think about that guy”
“Well, using Hoppe’s Law, he is about a 4, but has the confidence of a 8, so he will probably end up with a 6”
“Well, using Hoppe’s Law, he is about a 4, but has the confidence of a 8, so he will probably end up with a 6”
by Professor Ho November 25, 2020
Get the Hoppe’s Lawmug. Simp's law is an adage that simply states that if you need to ask whether or not you're simping, then you definitely are. Coined by Chaddus Thundercoccoppolus, the Greek philosopher, in the 5th Century BC.
"Simp's law, Bretheren. It's very simple; if you need to ask whether or not something is simping, it is" - Marcus Aurelius
by mistahroga May 9, 2020
Get the Simp's Lawmug. 
My nephew-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
Get the nephew-in-lawmug. Nobita : I want Shizuka
Doraemon : I think you are well fast anyone Trou Law, so it is acceptable to have those feelings
Nobita : I want Shizuka
Doraemon : I think you are well fast anyone Trou Law, so it is acceptable to have those feelings
Nobita : I want Shizuka
by Balrajgad June 26, 2017
Get the Trou Lawmug. by Her utr July 24, 2021
Get the beaver in lawmug. When visiting a friend who is in college, one must provide some form of alcohol as a housewarming present.
Dave: I'm going down to visit my friend at college this weekend.
Johnny: Make sure you abide by Bonco's law, bring him some beer!
Johnny: Make sure you abide by Bonco's law, bring him some beer!
by yohan_blake69 January 10, 2019
Get the Bonco's Lawmug.