friendly fire

noun
frend-lee-feye-yurh

The art or mistake in which a person playing with their sausage accidentally shoots their special sauce on themselves in an unintended area, such as the face, eye, or missing entirely and hitting an object.

Guy 1: "Last night was going so well when I was home alone, until my load shot in my face."
Guy 2: "Ewww man you forgot to turn friendly fire off, get a rag or something!"

by camjohnstonnn February 11, 2020

steak fire

When you're pan frying a steak at 11 p.m. and set off the whole building's fire alarm.

"A steak fire? Who cooks a steak at 11 p.m.?" - Pissed firefighter dispatched to the scene.

by billgatesthe3rd May 6, 2020

pussy fire

When you had so much sex your pussy feels on fire.

Alexa:I have pussy fire.
Max:What's pussy fire?
Alexa:When you like had a lot of sex and your pussy starts burning.
Max:You sound like peaches.
Alexa:Itchin and burnin, itchin and burning
Max:Weird fuck

by OMG DO NOT DO TRY ME May 15, 2020

Friendly Fire

A soldiers target ( a human) is usually an enemy, however in certain instances this target is a friendly, a shot towards said friendly is known as friendly fire, friendly fucking or getting friendly fucked.

Did you see swafor trying to friendly fire just because he wasn’t covering his shift

by DAB#2 June 21, 2020

dumpster fire

2020 ;)

2020 is such a fucking dumpster fire like wtf

by thatshitperson July 26, 2020

Canadian fire drill

When your server leaves and everyone at the table switches seats and/or tables before he/she gets back just to fuck with them.

"My asshole table just did a Canadian fire drill now they are all mixed up in the pos system!"

"She's gone! Hurry and do a Canadian fire drill before she gets back!"

by Trogdor312 August 18, 2020

Forest Fire

A game to play with your best mates.

One of your friends light their pubes on fire while the rest try to put it out with their jizz.

Ronald: Hey, wanna play Forest Fire ?

Jammie: Nah, my dick got blisters.

by MF_FK0 September 11, 2020