When you have spent the money to get attention for your shiny black BMW and lots of birds come along and shit all over your hoodlike they ain't got nothing better to do.
See that car in the driveway? Yeah that's my BirdshitBeemer ! Enjoy!
Birdyshaw’s are humble and kind people. They put others before themselves very often. They are creative and are very fond of by many. They are hard to replace and harder to lose. They are overly caring and are often responsible. They are extremely caring and are often seen intelligent, and sometimes can be stubborn.
The being that rules over all with an iron feather along with his loyalblindninja retainer Molio Bon Pigmolio. Birdgulio Von Feathers is never without his bright red lipstick, purple nails, golden crown, diamond necklace, and blue sweater. Those who have seen him in all his glory have gauged out their eyes as they realized they would never again witness such a pure existence.
Birdgulio Von Feathers is the one and only true god.
All hail Birdgulio Von Feathers.