Skip to main content

chin nuts

when you are a fat fuck who has a double chin that looks like two hairy testicles.

first used during the ice age when ag would say to thog "chin nuts" and then have random masturbations all over the castle of doom and love.
duuude you have chin nuts you fuckin fag.
by Killa Monkey Fritters April 16, 2005
mugGet the chin nutsmug.

Achy Nuts

Achy Nut (syndrome) is when a man starts acting all bitchy and feminine like.

When levels of the male hormone, testosterone, starts to drop, your testicles become smaller and sometimes get achy and sensitive to the touch. The medical term for this is called 'hypogonadism'.

At the same time test levels drop, estrogen (female hormone) levels rise, and men can start exhibiting female like signs such as enlarged tender, breasts, oily skin, and mood swings.
"What's up with our manager lately? He's been in a bad mood. Who got him written up?"

"The fuck if I know! Looks like every day this week he's been all Achy Nuts on our daily conference call. Cutting people off when they crack jokes, going straight down the task list without allowing people to ask questions, and getting snarky with people for being just 2 minutes late for the call."
by Pedat Ebediyah February 5, 2014
mugGet the Achy Nutsmug.

Nut Yesa

If something is a secret. Used in sexting (Slang)
BF/GF: you taken your clothes off yet?
You: Nut Yesa...

BF/GF: you into the kinky shit?
You: Nut Yesa...
by Subaru Someday January 15, 2019
mugGet the Nut Yesamug.

Gruzundle Nut

A collection of pubic hair, pussy juice and panty fibres building up in the cunt over time and eventually is ejected in a solid nut-like form.
My granny hasn't washed in years and thus had a bad case of gruzundle nuts in her pussy.
by Pusscunt Muffdive July 19, 2009
mugGet the Gruzundle Nutmug.

Thrust a nut

To grunt and strain so hard pre-orgasm that the semen comes out bloody and painfully. See also, Blorgasm/ bloody orgasm
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. OUUUUUUUUUUU. oh god, Im gonna thrust a nut"
by Andy Zavs March 31, 2010
mugGet the Thrust a nutmug.

Projectile Nut

When you ejaculate at such a velocity it leaves a dent in the wall on the other side of the room.
Chadwick: my tinderella just sent me a meme so good that I just projectile nutted
Bradley: as they say, 'litfam'
by ManMemes January 16, 2019
mugGet the Projectile Nutmug.

nut bin

A crevasse or hole generally used for the storage or safe keeping of semen for future withdraw.
I had some extra jizz sitting around so I stashed it in her nut bin.
by puffsmckifin November 4, 2008
mugGet the nut binmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email