anal anthropologist

Someone who specializes in anal intercourse with the opposite sex. Most anal anthropologists are named Richard and or Ricky.

That boy a Richard is a sick anal anthropologist.

by popeyetheman1 April 30, 2014

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Anal Vineyard

Anal Vineyard, this can be found prodruding out of the anus, and looking very similar to a grape vine, the medical terminology for this extremely painful and ugly looking mess, is called a "Hemorrhoid".

Joe was playing "silly fanny" with John, when John screamed with shock as Joe squeezed John's "Anal Vineyard".

by lee-lou May 23, 2010

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anal bleedage

You do her so hard her anus starts to bleed intensly.

I did her so hard she had anal bleedage.

by LoyalOG June 25, 2016

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Johnny Anal

1 : a Fantasy Football prophet who according to FantasyPros accounts foretold the regular season and baptized playoffs
— called also Johnny Analytics

2 : an apostle who according to various Football traditions wrote the draft package, the three Fantasy Epistles, and the Book of Football

3 : the fourth Gospel in the New Fantasy Draft Package
— see FantasyPros

4 : any of three short didactic letters addressed to early Fantasy Football Commissioner and included in the New JFL
— see JFL Relics

I’m so sick of going against Johnny Anal - he’s way better than Manny and Jeff combined.

by No1anA11ison November 23, 2021

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Anal bowl

When a bowl grows a anus and gives you so much anal you precum then expode becuase of how much cum gets shoved in your ass by the bowl. You ultimately explode into thousands of little meaty bits, almost swimming in the cum that exploded with you. It paints the wall like one of your french girls and your mom comes in to congratulate you.

Guy 1: Hey have you seen Joe?
Guy 2: Yes, I heard he got the anal bowl. Poor guy

by Scribble_D3mon November 6, 2019

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