Douche

A douche is most often a male that is either up themselves, arrogant or snobby. A slang word for this is 'Caedan'

Jasmine: "Ugh, he's such a Caedan.."
Rachel: "yeah he's so cocky, what a Caedan"

Jasmine: "douche psht"

by rachie.nodle November 13, 2017

Douche Canoe

Synonym of "douchebag" coined by politically correct tumblrites who found using "douchebag" as an insult misogynistic, but failed to realize that it's the "douche" that connects the term with women, not "bag."

"He's totally a douchebag but I feel like using douchebag as a term to label people as jerks is insulting to women so can we call him, I dunno, a douche canoe instead? Thanks."

by G-Dale November 26, 2017

douche farmer

When someone you know is a piece of shit and their using hoes daily to the the point they're practically a farmer.

Bradley is such a douche farmer this is his forth slut this weak.

by Fabian guerr May 7, 2018

dominic the douche

This is a complete correct definiton of Dominic Fox. He is in my class and hes a total douche bag. If you see a guy named Dominic tell him to go suck a fat one, or he will kiss you, boy or girl. He's gay and veeeery douchey.

Yo, there goes dominic the douche -guy
Ewww, hes such a molester.- girl.

by SaraQthePanda May 10, 2018

douche fart

Anyone with the first name of Jadon

That Jadon is such a douche fart

by B_Van May 13, 2018

Douche l'Orange

A derigatory nickname for Donald Trump.

In a tweet yesterday, Douche l'Orange chastised yet another person who said something negative about him.

by Typo_Knig February 11, 2017

douche dong

The act of being a douche and a dong at the same time.

Clayton was being a douche dong at the dance.

by Tappenmehard25 March 3, 2017