Glossy taco

In what Cristine calls glossy taco it can be translated to glossy top coat

Simplynailogical is the olny person I think has ever said glossy taco on youtube

We gonna add a nice thicc coat of glossy taco

by Holosexual2020 May 7, 2020

Shotgun Taco

An objectively terrible snack that consists of a whole, peeled banana in a hard taco shell with red salsa. It is strongly advised that one does not eat this unless it is some form of self-punishment.

"Whenever I feel the urge to suffer, I make myself a good ol' shotgun taco."

by nervous_child May 19, 2020

Trash Taco

Trash of all kinds in a taco shell.

A: I'm seriously craving a trash taco.
B what the fuck?

by Kojiisastupidiot May 23, 2020

Porch Taco

A chill, or laid back person of Hispanic descent.

Juan is really easy to get along with. He’s a real porch taco

by Maverix91 July 8, 2020

Five Course Taco Spread

A sex position in which a man, while drinking Margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of a woman wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert five crucifixes into the woman’s vagina while performing the act of sodomy as to not offend the Catholic God.

Tina was a born-again Virgin, but needed to satisfy her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend so he wouldn’t seek sexual pleasure elsewhere so she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread on her after school.

by TacoJonathon July 26, 2020

taco tongue

when clyde and kyle eat taco bell and then shove their taco-flavored tongues down each other's throats.

i don't know if taco tongue is a known or a verb so

"they're taco tonguing again 🙄"

by kennycore July 28, 2020

Taco Shale

The explosive, rancid, putrid, and awful smelling fart that occurs after consuming Taco Bell.

Guy 1: Farts
Guy 2: "My god, did you just shit your pants? What did you eat?"
Guy 1: "I just ate some Taco Bell. I think I have Taco Shale."
Guy 2: "Dude, go to the bathroom and check your pants."

by McHesp July 31, 2020