Piss Baby

A piss baby is a living thing who cries, and whines over stupid shit.
You could make a simple, harmless joke and they'll be there offended as fuck.

Jeremy: "Do I need to buy some diapers for the lil baby?🥺"
Jose: "THIS IS BULLYING, HARRASSMENT, HATE CRIME I AM GETTING MY LAWYER INVOLVED."
Jeremy: "Goddamn, it was a joke. Chill, piss baby."

by jjshitt July 27, 2021

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Piss on his chips

Chips from a chippie getting pissed on

When a man walks home after drinking on a night out , he finds himself needing to relieve his bladder so he sets his chips that he purchased from a local takeaway on the floor, aims his penis at the chips and proceeds to piss allover his chips. He then shouts out in anger as he realises he cannot eat his chips. He checks his pockets and comes to the conclusion that he has no more cash for food, so he picks up his piss soaked chips and eats them.

He got PISS ON HIS CHIPS MATE

by The uriniser October 1, 2019

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piss off

Piss off is a two word idiom, usually utilized when an unsuspecting person finally realizes that they have had a gut full of another and their 'state' has passed the point of just being 'pissed off' at them. arriving instead at the point of no return, do not bother passing go because there will in no way shape or form be 200 dollars or 200,000 dollars waiting for one of THE most miserable performances of a lifetime performed by THE single, stupidest person. No hyphen necessary. Can be applied to more than one person at a time.

Also see: "Eat shit and die". A similar intention and application with a little more direction and guidance for the socially challenged and terminally confused.

Singular: Here's an idea, jackass...why don't you piss off.

Multiples or more than one: It might be a good idea for y'all to piss off.

by MonkeySees July 27, 2022

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Piss On

A “piss on” or “pison,” in American English, is a person who is a common laborer, worker, or otherwise low ranking employee/person whose multitude of expressions and workmanship are considered inferior by higher ranking/earning individuals. Generally the term is derived from warships where Navy workers removing barnacles from the aft/side of a ship would regularly be “urinated upon” by fellow Navy staff as they were performing their duties as most Navy staff were instructed to urinate into the ocean/sea whenever the need would arise.

“Jeff was serving in the Navy, and his friend Steve was a barnacle removing specialist - otherwise known as a ‘Piss On/Pison’ as our piss would regularly become their greatest threat to their dignity.”

by Mengel420 April 19, 2021

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