Balls to my life

A mix of the popular term "fuck my life" and the term "balls to you," recently popularized by Liza Minnelli. Used in anger or exasperation at daily events.

Jim: I need some coffee...
Bill: You can't, somebody crapped in the office coffee machine again.
Jim: Balls to my life.

by Foohtube February 23, 2011

Respect my authority

one of eric cartman's many catchphrases, also the slogan of george bushes 2000 election campaign. Is pronounced 'respect my authoritah'. Also can be used in the imperative to tell someone to do what their told.

"Suck my dick"

"No, it's too big"

"Respect my authority!"

by some dude/ guy October 16, 2008

My Love is A Stapler

Japanese: Watashi no Koi wa Hotchkiss

A great song by the fictional band HTT (Houkago Tea Time or Afterschool Tea Time) from the anime K-On!.

Person 1: That guitar riff in My Love Is A Stapler is neat, right?
Person 2: It was a little tough to learn though....
Person 3: Cheh... it was way too easy....

by DarkIceDragon April 6, 2013

My love for Aaron

Infinite, faggot. Everyone loves Aaron infinitely because Aaron is great

Josh: Look up my love for Aaron in the dictionary
Aaron: what?
Josh: the definition is infinite, faggot.

by Massive dong27 June 25, 2018

end my suffering

When you have suffered enough

Ughh. End my suffering, I have 10 tests this week

by Ir0l3playb1sh August 18, 2018

feeling my oats

feeling my oats means that someone are feeling themselves.drag queens mostly use this term.

I’m feeling my oats

by Xanthivia Hudak June 12, 2020

hook in my tree

When a guy has a boner.

Guy 1: Damn that girl was hot.
Guy 2: I know, now I've got a hook in my tree.

Girl 1: Look at that guy's pants, he totally has a hook in his tree!
Girl 2: Yeah, I don't know why he decided to wear sweatpants.

by constancenorring July 22, 2011