A mid life crisis but for teens
They are depressed and wanna kill themselves even but can't cause they are scared to hurt people
They are depressed and wanna kill themselves even but can't cause they are scared to hurt people
Jamie: I wanna end it all but people are gonna get hurt too.
Carl: Oh you're going througha teen life crisis
Carl: Oh you're going througha teen life crisis
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Alice: What’s with JJ? He almost got caught spray painting on the dorms!
Bob: Sorry. JJ’s going through a College-Life Crisis right now. he’s trying to keep himself from being remembered as lame.
Bob: Sorry. JJ’s going through a College-Life Crisis right now. he’s trying to keep himself from being remembered as lame.
by warspawn November 9, 2021
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(From the Religion Otheeiasm)
Red: For love of all kinds,
Dating/marriage
Friendship/family
Love is love and nobody can stop it however, Incest and Rape is NOT love and is a punishment offence.
Orange: for Anger and Rage
Arguments
fights
Fighting/arguing is a natural thing that people do but if it starts to get physical unless it is for self defence it is NOT ok and needs to be dealt with.
Yellow: Joy and Peace
kindness
honesty
loyalty
friendship
Making friends is I huge part of becoming yourself and being able to appreciate what others do is a skill not many people can actually accomplish. However if in a friendship it becomes violent and unsafe it is okay to let go of it.
Grean: Envy and Jealousy
copying
wishing
Everyone can and will get jealous at times, it is a part of life but being put down by it is not right, everyone is worth the same.
Blue: sadness and Depression
crying
sobbing
Mopping
Everyone gets sad at times it is normal but if one person is continuously making you feel bad about yourself cut them of (figuratively not literally).
Purple: Power
confident
strong
happy
It is good to feel happy but don’t put others down by it because that makes you the bad guy
Pink: nervous and scared
shiver
quiver
shake
Sometimes you can get spooked out at times by a horror/thriller movie or a prank but if someone is scaring you on purpose to make you feel bad, get out of that relationship or household.
(From the Religion Otheeiasm)
Red: For love of all kinds,
Dating/marriage
Friendship/family
Love is love and nobody can stop it however, Incest and Rape is NOT love and is a punishment offence.
Orange: for Anger and Rage
Arguments
fights
Fighting/arguing is a natural thing that people do but if it starts to get physical unless it is for self defence it is NOT ok and needs to be dealt with.
Yellow: Joy and Peace
kindness
honesty
loyalty
friendship
Making friends is I huge part of becoming yourself and being able to appreciate what others do is a skill not many people can actually accomplish. However if in a friendship it becomes violent and unsafe it is okay to let go of it.
Grean: Envy and Jealousy
copying
wishing
Everyone can and will get jealous at times, it is a part of life but being put down by it is not right, everyone is worth the same.
Blue: sadness and Depression
crying
sobbing
Mopping
Everyone gets sad at times it is normal but if one person is continuously making you feel bad about yourself cut them of (figuratively not literally).
Purple: Power
confident
strong
happy
It is good to feel happy but don’t put others down by it because that makes you the bad guy
Pink: nervous and scared
shiver
quiver
shake
Sometimes you can get spooked out at times by a horror/thriller movie or a prank but if someone is scaring you on purpose to make you feel bad, get out of that relationship or household.
by Otheeiasm July 4, 2021
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Contrary to what you may have learned from Anime or Porn. Women in real life does not have big breasts nor asses, and that is ok. They will not automatically aproach you with romantic nor sexual interest, and that is ok. Just undestand that like men, every single women has a diferent desire or taste for love. Of course, some things are more general like others, like been clean, correctly shaved or have a good bear,use of deodorant and cologne, and been well dressed.
Like you, women have physical and psychological limits. Maybe someones can deepthroat and others not (and that is ok), maybe someones are grossed by a particular position and other loved it.
And of course, they all have a variety of body forms: Some are big, some are small, some are flat and some are fat. (And that is ok)
One last important thing: DO NOT think about women like porn-tags: If some girl is more active and tomboys that others, them she is like that and period. If a girl is very big and strong like a amazon, them she is like that and period. And of course, like every single other healthy human been, they love to be loved.
Contrary to what you may have learned from Anime or Porn. Women in real life does not have big breasts nor asses, and that is ok. They will not automatically aproach you with romantic nor sexual interest, and that is ok. Just undestand that like men, every single women has a diferent desire or taste for love. Of course, some things are more general like others, like been clean, correctly shaved or have a good bear,use of deodorant and cologne, and been well dressed.
Like you, women have physical and psychological limits. Maybe someones can deepthroat and others not (and that is ok), maybe someones are grossed by a particular position and other loved it.
And of course, they all have a variety of body forms: Some are big, some are small, some are flat and some are fat. (And that is ok)
One last important thing: DO NOT think about women like porn-tags: If some girl is more active and tomboys that others, them she is like that and period. If a girl is very big and strong like a amazon, them she is like that and period. And of course, like every single other healthy human been, they love to be loved.
"To Court a Real Life Women"
~By Fgyjt
"Gently grab and carry her (or let her grab you if she is bigger and stronger that you) and carry her to a soft surface, preferable a bed"
"Carefully lay her down on the surface and get on top of her without pressing any of her muscles"
"Hugs and kisses"
"Foreplay is king"
"Communication"
"Use protection"
"After sex, always cuddles."
~By Fgyjt
"Gently grab and carry her (or let her grab you if she is bigger and stronger that you) and carry her to a soft surface, preferable a bed"
"Carefully lay her down on the surface and get on top of her without pressing any of her muscles"
"Hugs and kisses"
"Foreplay is king"
"Communication"
"Use protection"
"After sex, always cuddles."
by Fgyjt June 5, 2023
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