jelque milk maxxing

jelque milk maxxing, is an technique where you jelque, while edging. Resulting in an whipped cream like texture.
This can diminish your ability to edge (If not done correctly).

"Im jelque milk maxxing, dad! Dont distract me." - Max (lost his ability to edge)

by jelque king May 11, 2024

cereal milk

to ejaculate around breakfast time

i totally cereal milked on my girlfriend this morning

by pancakeshoes13 July 13, 2012

Mommies Milk

An undying thirst for diversity of the mouth

When I see Mommies Milkers I want Mommies milk!

by Iwantmilk May 28, 2023

milk ball

Someone who is silly, adorable like a little ball of milk, crazy, or someone being a weirdo. The meaning depends on the context used.

Person 1: “OMG! He’s so cute! My little baby milk ball!”
Person 2: “Awww! You two make a great couple”
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Person 1: “Ew!!! He just said something so gross and inappropriate. I’m actually scared…”
Person 2: “WTF! What a milk ball!”

by Ril the critter January 24, 2025

Tokyo Milk

use manga comics to wrap your dong like an egg roll. turn on an episode of dragon Ball z and enough strobe lights to cause an epileptic seizure. after you've gyrated yourself to completion, use a chop stick to poke a hole in your bukake roll. insert straw and let your partner enjoy the sweet nectar of this salty capri sun.

she said they were lactose intolerant

but that didn't apply to Tokyo Milk

by Solomon Sings January 19, 2024

Milk rich

Someone who thinks they are rich but they aren’t Anywhere near the real deal, an attitude and swagger not fit for the amount of money they have in there account

Look at that bitch with all his swagger, he’s just milk rich and his clothes are in tatters.

by Alcatraz Charles December 12, 2021

Marrying Milk

When African American men marry white women for the following reasons: prestige among the African American community; a genuinely perceived rise in status by other African American men; and most importantly, to cover up "their blackness". As opposed to "Mud Sharks" (extraordinarily ugly Caucasian females, rejected by Caucasian men, that marry African American men for perceived attention).

Marrying Milk: Two friends, one Caucasian, one African American, broach the subject of female variety they particularly enjoy dating. The white man responds, "Italians, English, and Eastern Europeans". The white man wonders what type his friend likes (..."slanky, busty, thicc?" ). The black man reveals demurely, "I like Milk.. Just Milk." The black man can sense from his friend's silence, that he is completely unacquainted with his particular vernacular. For emphasis, the black man demonstrates by miming milk being poured over his arm. "I want to be covered in WHITE..." the black man continues, in euphoric bliss, "...Now you get me? I only like WHITE women!!". His friend pauses, then widens his lips into a knowing grin. The black friend continues, and inches closer, as if to strengthen their bond. "You know. My girl, the one coming today is a "Mud Shark". "And I like it -- she means a lot. No complaints...AND I get a lift in "my" community. Later, man...you come out and hang with us. Alright?" A droning buzz marks the end of the shift. The two friends rise from a comfortable recline, stretch their weary bodies, and proceed toward an enclosed space lit by sparks, to the hum of drills. The friends become swallowed by a sea of working men of all races and backgrounds, as they follow the dim fluorescent glow of the factory.

by Just getting along May 22, 2022