by lilbigga September 23, 2020
Get the jacob medor mug.One of the greatest and most mysterious beings of the universe, she has been mostly known through myths and legends. A well-known one was that she was either eve from adam and eve or she had known them since they were born as her age is so incredibly vast it expands time itself. Another tale is her above human abilities, she looks like a human from some angles, but from a biological point of view, she scares most living creatures. Not only is she immune to the cold hands of time, but she also has elastic tits capable of hitting a target from 20m+, other known abilities are hypnotisation (in children only) and her insane level of IQ.
Little is known before the year 2000 about her. Still, during the 2000s she started to rebel and break the law, such crime includes: stealing romance novels, lying on her CV and stealing small infants with other gang members; a known one is Mr Hooley a psychopathic, pop culture, monster. He has escaped at least three mental wards and has a 2.0 K/D. Mrs Medd is yet to be trailed for her crimes as she evades the police swat team with ease.
She is also a goddess in most religions; it is said in their holey texts that she surpasses god in age. These aren't the most trustworthy texts though as they do mention how god died when Jesus was put on the cross, either way, the Meddisum church is a large healthy religion spending 25 hours a day worshipping "THE MEDD".
Little is known before the year 2000 about her. Still, during the 2000s she started to rebel and break the law, such crime includes: stealing romance novels, lying on her CV and stealing small infants with other gang members; a known one is Mr Hooley a psychopathic, pop culture, monster. He has escaped at least three mental wards and has a 2.0 K/D. Mrs Medd is yet to be trailed for her crimes as she evades the police swat team with ease.
She is also a goddess in most religions; it is said in their holey texts that she surpasses god in age. These aren't the most trustworthy texts though as they do mention how god died when Jesus was put on the cross, either way, the Meddisum church is a large healthy religion spending 25 hours a day worshipping "THE MEDD".
by fred smith smith November 16, 2020
Get the Mrs Medd mug.Bob is getting his FTC medication for his nose.
Bob is agro again, he must have run out of his FTC medication
Yes, Barbara, I will be bringing some FTC Medication to Stevens party
Bob is agro again, he must have run out of his FTC medication
Yes, Barbara, I will be bringing some FTC Medication to Stevens party
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Get the Benjamin Medve mug.An extremely weak and insecure individual that blocks someone they have an issue with on social media and then proceeds to use that same social media platform to post negative status updates or emotional rants directed at the person(s) they blocked. The social media coward engages in these acts on the assumption that the person(s) they are referencing and taking "shots" at likely will not see posts nor be able to respond.
See also, "Internet Coward"
See also, "Internet Coward"
Jack was dumped by Jill at Starbucks this morning. Afterwards, Jack went home, cried, and posted several status updates on Facebook directed at Jill explaining why he had to break up with her. Being the social media coward that he is, Jack blocked Jill on Facebook so she could not respond and tell the truth, thus Jack was able to successfully play the victim.
by FloorBageo January 21, 2021
Get the Social Media Coward mug.Those people who no longer are allowed on major Social Media platforms, despite never breaking the Community Standards. Attempting to create their own platforms results in the shadowy players getting ISP'S and Server Hosts to deny them service, thus leaving them essentially voiceless in today's society. Also see "Zucked"
by PonchoLongshanks January 25, 2021
Get the Social Media Refugee mug.a derogatory term for conscientious Samaritans who, in addition to being beaten by the heavily armed militarized police force wing of a fascist state on a regular basis, hold policy makers accountable on Twitter.com by exposing their ideological inconsistencies and corporate interests. Social media rebels can, but don't always, cuss.
"Angelenos deserve more than a social media rebel pretending to be bold and courageous by using foul language and curse words." - some unimportant politician lost to history
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