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J-cock

The Penis of A Jewish Man.

That is how Shiksas turn convert to nice Newlly Jewish Girls.

For the J-cock
I thought you were a virgin?

Really, why? You met my kid.. And *husband.*

But you're so *Tight!*

You just have a J-cock.
by BWJCBDish November 24, 2018
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J-bedes

When someone lives like a pig and is on the fast track for Type 2 diabetes.
That guy needs to exercise, he can't keep living like J-bedes.
by Iggypop December 22, 2013
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MS 216 George J. Ryan

MS 216 is a middle school in Fresh Meadows, Queens, New York. Its alright but its full of a bunch of wannabe ghetto kids that are all copy paste. The honors class kids are cringe and think there cool. Most of the students that go to the school are rich jews that live on Jewel Ave. The school used to have vending machines and good snacks but took it away for some shitty reason. If you are in elementary school don't go here. I made the biggest mistake going here even though I knew there were more options, the school is just for smart kids that want to get into Thomas Edison High School or Francis Prep. I would recommend going to IS 237. Even though the school is trash you will have much more fun there. I've never gone there but I know its fun because I have family that went/go there and they say its fun. There are gangs in the school and stuff but there pretty shitty and aren't dangerous at all.
yo u go to MS 216 George J. Ryan? that school is ass lol.
by koritora May 15, 2023
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Julie J.

An absolutely beautifully perfect girl that should be appreciated by everyone. She has eyes like stars. If you ever come across a julie shield your eyes and ears as you will melt at even the sound of her voice. Julie has an astonishing personality with the most unique and beautiful sense of humour.
Me: man julie j. is perfect 😍😍😍
by Blace85 November 8, 2019
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J-Peterman

The Hemingway-style stories and flowery language used in strain reviews of marijuana on dispensary websites.

The blurbs on bud are like the clothing descriptions in the Jay Peterman catalog on Seinfeld.

"There is just no denying the fun and the versatility of this strain. Nitro Cookies so gracefully articulates attributes from both the sativa and indica side of the spectrum that I have no doubt that you can segue this high into almost any activity. So, whether you’re trying to relive Your glory days, down enough tacos for an army, or just find the perfect accouterment to a night of video games, Nitro Cookies might be exactly what you need." – Jesse Grove, Dope Directory
Hey man, what's the J-Peterman on this leaf?
by Da Do Run Run January 17, 2021
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[j-bomb]

Description of someone that breaks an industrial strength office toilet and runs out of the office without washing up. Named for an individual whose first name is Jens, the most rancid co-worker ever.
Did that guy just drop a j-bomb? The fucking toilet is overflowing.
by mr-leo October 16, 2008
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Splushie J

A very wet teddy bear generally filled with joints
Never underestimate a splushie j those things can fuck you up
by Definitely Not A Cheese Grater September 12, 2017
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