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douche bag

a boy in seventh grade in texas named Gray Ballweg. he decided to ask his girlfriend for n00des and then she said no so he dumped her. THAT'S WHAT DOUCHEBAGS DO!
Dang girl that kid Gray is such a douche bag. He used his girlfriend for n00des. Ew.
by ratcumonmyface April 1, 2020
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Douche Bagdly

The act of being a douche bag. When one continues to just be a total asshole.
I love my boyfriend but he was being so douche bagdly after he found I like black guys.
by <3Lex May 18, 2008
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Douche

'je laver dans use douche '
Or
'You broke a glass again?'
'Yea'
'You douche'
by drowningcat4real April 3, 2015
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dary-douche

You meet this guy called Dary and he's a self entitled d*ck so he's known as a dary-douche.
Me: Hey dude
Dary: I'm amazing, everyone wants me
Me: What a dary-douche
by evil-bacon-is-evil November 16, 2015
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Audio Douche

The person that turns the volume all the way up, on any TV or Stereo, in an electronic store, So that everyone else is assaulted by their horrible taste in music. Then walks away without turning the volume back down
Do you always have to put the stereo on dubstep and blast it, when I bring you to the store? You are such an Audio Douche
by Ninja Nerd Warrior June 10, 2018
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[douche]

A douche is a cleaner of the you know what also know as:
1.Sadia M.
2.George W. Bush Jr.
If Sadia and Bush, aka douche one and douche two, made babies, what would they be?
HMMMMMMMMM. Let's ponder that one.
by A Very Lovely Person June 13, 2007
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Festive Douche

When someone fills their mouth with either beer, wine or some other alcoholic beverage to the point where their cheeks are swollen and then spit-squirt it at & into someones else's butt-hole from distance of no more than 6 inches away.
My buddies got a little drunk & carried away around the campfire the other night and one of them decided to poop without grabbing TP and had to ask the other to give him a festive douche in order to get right.

Weird thing is my other buddy told me how much HE enjoyed the night, but they are both married so I guess they aren't gay.
by milpoolSK April 24, 2023
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