Chocolate Bracelet

When you anally fist somebody but go too deep for the glove you're wearing.

Yo I saw Carl at the bus stop rockin' a chocolate bracelet.

by ThickNessie April 15, 2024

chocolate cloud

When you try to really hard to fart and it comes out as a cloud of shit.

Guy: Hey man I just chocolate clouded your mother!
Guy 2: What the fuck dude.

by Shidrizzlethelordoflot September 9, 2013

lawn chocolate

the piles of dog shit found in the lawn

Dont let the kids eat the lawn chocolate while im gone

by T_1 June 21, 2010

Chocolate kiss

The kiss-like mark you leave on toilet paper when you wipe your ass

I left a chocolate kiss

by I hate living in Indiana August 6, 2018

Chocolate Football

A bold and utterly outrageous move where one partner "hikes" a poop out their ass like a football, and the other partner attempts to "throw the pass" Bonus style points for form, a clean spiral, and enthusiastic touchdown celebrations afterward.

"Bro, last night she dared me to try the Chocolate Football, and let’s just say... I nailed the throw, but we need new sheets."

by Greyghost90 December 12, 2024

Hot Chocolate drops

Hot chocolate drops is warm poop shaped like spheres that are pooped into a partners mouth filled with pee during secs

man: wanna put some hot chocolate drops in my mouth

girl: yes lets go

by butt.sniffer November 25, 2021

Dark chocolate tootsie roll

When a black man is getting jerked off and he is about to ejaculate.

Stacy had herself a real dark chocolate tootsie roll.

by Digger faggot September 14, 2016