blaster

n. an area of extreme, concentrated irritation or pain located on the keister; a portmanteau of the words "ass" and "blister."

Dude, would you slow down going over those speedbumps? I've got a killer blaster and you aren't helping.

by Schusta December 14, 2009

Master Blaster

Also "the Super Shocker" - 2 in the stink and 1 in the pink as opposed to it's more common and comfortable cousin.

I hooked up with a drunk groupie back stage at the Steel Panther concert last week and when she begged me for more, I gave her the Master Blaster.

by VickersVagina March 29, 2010

Ass Blasted

To get drunk "twisted"

Mark was excited to get ass blasted in a hotel room with a bunch of guys.

by Jonnyphantom December 13, 2015

blastfemy

Like blasphemy, except the offence is against a rock star/band who have reached god-like stature.

You mean you don't like Mick Jagger, as in the Rolling Stones? You're so 1950s. They are a blast and you... you...musicneanderthal, you just committed a blastfemy and may your iPod be invaded by Neil Diamond songs.

by vivauganda January 21, 2011

Blastassination

Utter annihilation of a woman's rectum, superseded by a liberal amount of semen ejaculated upon the woman's gluteus maximus.

Last night, Mr. Chocolate Shakes committed a blastassination in downtown Detroit. Police deemed the scene highly fornicated.

by MrChocolateShakes January 19, 2012

Blastaway Players

Virgins who play Roblox RP games called Blastaway New Mexico

"honestly if i foudn out my kids are blastaway players im commiting a triple homicide"
"same dude"

by ShreksDaddyDom October 10, 2021

asster blaster

the little known gay life mate of master blaster on mad max,much the same as master plaster

damn it, lets go get us some chimminychangas

by j forshizzleness May 13, 2005