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When a twink is sitting on a Bears (large hairy gay man) dick and right before the bear cums he wraps his legs around the twink and cums into the twinks ass.
I thought my uncle and I were wrestling, but then the next thing I knew he caught me in a Colorado Bear Trap!
by Oral of the story August 14, 2022
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Girl 1: Who's that guy over there?
Girl 2: Oh, that's Ian. He's a real Essex Bear
Girl 1: I must have him now
Girl 2: Oh, that's Ian. He's a real Essex Bear
Girl 1: I must have him now
by SqLvr19 August 14, 2022
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He can be difficult sometimes but also very easy going
He’s very loving and caring
Has such a good heart just doesn’t always think he does
Does everything for everyone else without any favours in return
He doesn’t expect everyone to like him or love him
But when someone does he really appreciates them
He doesn’t let go
He stays
He never gives up on someone until the very end
You’ll never meet a better bear
He can be difficult sometimes but also very easy going
He’s very loving and caring
Has such a good heart just doesn’t always think he does
Does everything for everyone else without any favours in return
He doesn’t expect everyone to like him or love him
But when someone does he really appreciates them
He doesn’t let go
He stays
He never gives up on someone until the very end
You’ll never meet a better bear
by Gracizxe August 14, 2022
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sex or romantic involvement as to obtain fulfillment and wellness
Panda Bears are notorious for their low libidos and short lived estrus, a cause of concern amongst conservationists as they face potential extinction due to their lack of interest in libidinous activities.
sex or romantic involvement as to obtain fulfillment and wellness
Panda Bears are notorious for their low libidos and short lived estrus, a cause of concern amongst conservationists as they face potential extinction due to their lack of interest in libidinous activities.
Hows the holistic hot girl summer going Stacy?
It’s great, I am going full panda bear this summer
Hey Steve! Are you seeing anyone these days?
Nope! I am walking the panda bear path to spiritual ascension and fulfillment.
It’s great, I am going full panda bear this summer
Hey Steve! Are you seeing anyone these days?
Nope! I am walking the panda bear path to spiritual ascension and fulfillment.
by bostonbaby222 August 16, 2022
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