Early Bird Special

A man puts a worm in his dick hole and has the girlfriend suck it out.

Damn, I have that girl the early bird special.

by Harry Mcock December 22, 2023

Dirty bird

Male equivalent of a cameltoe or “frontal wedgie.”

“His shorts were so tight, he was rocking a hardcore dirty bird.”

by ciscokid18 October 5, 2025

big birding

You know you have stuff coming up, whether that be important exams, a deadline due, your boss needs you to submit files to them, but you say "fuck it, imma just have a burger and a coke". This act is usually exercised with friends where you all collectively slack off and do anything that is remotely unproductive.

"Yeah, so the assignment was due at 5pm yesterday, but me and Rajdeep were just ended up big birding outside the coffee shop for a few hours"

by CraLITS April 26, 2024

Dr Doon Bird

Protector of the weak defender of justice wears crocs and is 5’9 with a long wingspan

Better watch out! Here comes Dr Doon Bird

by donisvalid October 15, 2021

swag bird

a swagalicious bird. like this one specific individual bird with no name and loads of swag

there's swag bird flying with his girlfriend

by Yugenix March 29, 2022

BIRDS.

A new, fresh alternative to answering questions with "Your mom."

Person 1: What is the meaning of life, in your opinion?

Person 2: BIRDS.

by GIRw4ffl3z1869 January 5, 2022

Pink bird

The act in when a person shouts "rrrrreeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr!!!!!" in a often annoying tone

Bob quit being a pink bird it is very annoying!

by 777777777777777777777777777778 January 26, 2021