ass factory

A guy who is such an asshole that calling him a mere asshole doesn't cut it.

Look, ASS FACTORY, I want my money back NOW or you'll be seeing the five of clubs!!!

by ghost July 31, 2003

man ass

A thing or place that smells like a man's ass

That locker room smells like man ass.

by Mrs. WAG January 10, 2009

Ass Brownie

A brown treat ejected from your asshole. That travels in speeds less than 1 mph. After slipping out of the anal cave it hits water creating massive tidal waves, while drenching your poop hole at the same time. The best ones contain corn and or nuts.

I opened my brown eye and out came 5 ass brownies. A new personal best!

by poopieweinerhole April 13, 2010

Ass Nuggets

Poop comprised of small, well-formed pieces, usually 4-10 in number, that are easily expelled and require little toilet paper usage afterwards. Their appearance and consistency is similar to rabbit poop. They are similar to Ass Potatoes, but smaller and more numerous, and they are the "opposite" of Ass Bread.

I have to take a crap, but I'm in a hurry, so I'm hoping for a couple of quick ass potatoes, or at least a handful of ass nuggets. The last thing I need is a bunch of ass bread.

by Andrew June 18, 2006

men's asses

1. an expression you say when your tired, pissed, or have tourettes. coined by tourettes guy himself. Can be used instead of shit or fuck

2. the gluteus maximi of more than one man

the test is tomorrow? shit! and we have to write 3 essays! men's asses!!!

those two men have asses, they are men's asses

by tourettesguy327 December 16, 2009

ass sphincter

the muscle that you contract to get the poopy out. used by mike myers in wayne's world. see example below.

wayne: "ass sphincter says what?"
noah: "....what?"
wayne: "a sphincter says what?"
noah: "........what?"
wayne: "exactly."

by i look like napoleon July 11, 2006

bucket-ass

A person with a big ass. Usually a guy. Term used between friends. A fat person.

"Hey Bucket Ass, come over here and help me lift this refrigerator"
"Jesus Christ Bucket-ass, are you really going to eat all that? Don't be afraid to throw a salad in every once in a while."
"Schmelton is a bucketass."

by Joe Bough September 24, 2006